I haven’t tried boxed wines yet, but I am hoping my liquor store has my favorite perpetually on sale for $5.99 Cabernet in stock, because I could really use a few glasses tonight.

Yeah, there’s no way this guy is lasting four years. I assume he’ll be out by summer, and Trump will start screaming to “CALL SEAN HANNITY” (to be his new Press Secretary.

Thank for your this gif. This was Richardson’s finest moment from Hot Rod (one of my all-time favorite movies).

I will never forgive Trump for ruining the word “tremendous” for me. It’s impossible to hear the word now without thinking of the fake-orange pustule in the Oval Office.

I prefer to wait for the post-mortem.

She’s definitely not a dumbass, she’s really socially active, and her Instagram is really progressive and awesome. Basically, I’m incredibly psyched that she’s going to be Captain Marvel in the MCU.

I’ve been extra anxious since last night. Firing Yates and installing someone who would be loyal to Trump over country has shaken me really badly. I basically got nothing done at work today. I kept looking around at co-workers going about their day, doing work like normal and wanting to shake them and scream “What are…

If I ever had a buttload of money and a fancy event to go to, even though I love dresses, I’d feel compelled to get a really well-tailored tuxedo. I was named for Katharine Hepburn, so I kind of feel like it’s my destiny.

My husband (white dude) drives a pickup truck, and is very concerned that people will make assumptions about his views based on those facts. We’ve only been in our new home a few months so we don’t know many of our neighbors, and it’s a very diverse neighborhood, so he’s been putting stickers from organizations that…

Not exactly on topic (topic adjacent, at best), but I had such a crush on Kyan— a friend once gave my number to a bartender because I mentioned to her that he looked like Kyan (he never called). It’s the smile lines around the eyes (I call them eye crinkles), I am a total sucker for those.

I really liked how many speeches encouraged women to run for office, and I was thrilled to hear Senators Harris and Duckworth speak.

We had a really hard time hearing a lot of the speeches in my section of the crowd, so a lot of the “Let us march!” chants were coming from our area. I really wish that organizers had set a time limit on speeches, and maybe cut out some (or most) of the musical performances. Some speakers went on way too long (Moore),…

I’m an idiot and awhile back, scheduled a tooth extraction for today. So I can’t drink for 24 hours, my face hurts, and oh yeah, my body doesn’t metabolize Vicodin, so I can’t even spend tomorrow loopy and out of it.

I’m the same way. I read all the time and I never would have guessed I’d end up with someone who doesn’t enjoy reading. But my husband had a bunch of learning disabilities that went undiagnosed until college, so reading was— and still is— such a challenge for him that it’s not at all enjoyable.

I’ve never bought anything directly from American Apparel, but some of the comfiest graphic/band t-shirts I’ve bought online or at merch tables have turned out to be from there.

I’d go full Octavia Spencer.

When I was young, my period was insanely irregular— I would go months at a time without one, and then when it hit, it would last for weeks. It was AWFUL. In college I finally got on the pill (my health insurance came from my mom’s job, and she taught at a Catholic school, so of course they refused to cover any form of…

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes!

When he was in college, my husband was really good friends with both halves of a couple. When the girl got a yeast infection, he went out and got stuff for her, because the boyfriend was too ashamed to do it. (That dude had some seriously fucked up ideas about what a man was “supposed” to be.)

Once I was in the “feminine products” aisle of Safeway with my husband while a man had a complete meltdown on his cellphone about having to buy tampons. Like, a full-on temper tantrum. He screamed into the phone: