Are you commenting from prison? Because that would absolutely drive me to manslaughter.

I just assumed that Trump’s personal physician was Dr. John Miller.

I’m not feeling the Joseph Fiennes casting, and it’s exactly because of my Shakespeare in Love era crush on him. I remember watching that movie with my parents, and feeling very awkward during some of the sex scenes. Robert Duvall as the Commander in the 90s adaptation made a lot more sense.

That would have been great, because I see a lot of her evangelist True Blood character in Serena Joy— minus the humor, that is.

It was the first time Sebastian Stan was on my radar, and I was blown away by him.

Is that from Political Animals? I actually re-watched that on Netflix shortly after The DNC— it felt appropriate.

You crushed my dreams, but then made me so happy with that gif. I have such mixed emotions right now!

I feel the same kind of shame when I look through my old journals from high school. But those were private. To have something that cringe-inducing actually published for other people to read? Holy fuck, dude. Holy fuck.

When I read the earlier story about Weiner’s latest grossness, I hoped for two things to come out of this mess:

It’s like Jamie Fraser (in the books, not the show) who’s this perfect specimen, but Diana Gabaldon’s like “Well, maybe he’s too perfect, so I guess he has to have a flaw. How about... he can’t wink? NAILED IT.”

She was on CBS this morning bemoaning the fact that Trump isn’t able to get into substantial policy discussions because of Hillary’s name-calling. One of them asked her “Well is calling Secretary Clinton a bigot substantial?” Her response: “You should see what Clinton’s been saying about Trump!”

As soon as I saw this news I turned to my husband and said “So we’re taking a trip to Minnesota?”

I don’t remember the soundtrack to the earliest stuff, but I lost my virginity with the Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD menu on a loop.

I mean, cool that the feud’s over and everything, but I feel like you buried the lede here. Now I want to see the alternate universe Fast and Furious movie where it’s Tommy Lee Jones doing this.

Other names in the running for the role include Idris Elba, 43, Damian Lewis, 45, Aidan Turner, 33, James Norton, 31, and Jason Statham, 49.

As much as I would like to see more Sam Bee and John Oliver, I think the once-a-week format makes for stronger shows, and Wilmore would truly benefit from that. If he only had to do and book one show a week, I think the panel could be really strong too— like a diverse McLaughlin Group for the 21st century. (My mom…

Sam Bee and Full Frontal have got you covered! They posted this to Facebook this morning.

And Ryan Lochte’s like “Jeah, WHATEVER.”

Beat me to it!