This reminds me of something my middle school Latin teacher used to say. “If you cheat, I hope you one day get a surgeon who cheated his way through medical school.”

That’s me. I can’t wait to see this movie, but I was away on a work trip all weekend. When I realized this trip fell on opening weekend, I was really bummed out. I will definitely be going this weekend, if not sooner.

I’m about halfway through Crazy Ex-Girlfriend on Netflix and it is SO GOOD. I believe it did get a song nomination, at least. “Settle for Me,” which was a fantastic piece.

Oh no, I’m flying Delta tomorrow! It’s been years since I’ve been on Delta— I’m super cheap, so I almost always fly Southwest domestically.

My husband works at NASA and gets emails from crazy-ass Flat Earthers all the time. Some of them are “so dumb they’re funny” and others are just 100% incomprehensible. The Flat Earth Society YouTube page is... something.

Jamie McKelvie’s art is so insanely gorgeous. I am not-so-patiently waiting for The Wicked + The Divine vol. 4 to come out (not until October, UGH).

My perfect dress would be the style of Melissa’s dress in that amazing blue Kate McKinnon is wearing.

Melissa McCarthy’s dress looks like it would be so much fun to twirl in, I want it.

Have you ever listened to him talk about his wife, Emily? It’s seriously adorable, and also, they’re both awesome.

How has Kumail not been featured in the Wokest Baes series? He is woke AF, and also, bae AF.

“Ladies can do stuff now!”

The bank wouldn't approve the loan on my sexuality. I had to get my hot friend to co-sign on it.

That wrecked me. I was semi holding it together through the video, but for a four year old child to have to console her mother like that... I just don’t have the words.

I only use dry shampoo on my bangs. It keeps them from getting oily and piecey. I also wash my hair every day. I know deep down I shouldn’t, but I just can’t handle how awful my hair feels when I don’t. If I know I’m not leaving the house I can grin and bear it, but that’s it.

God I hated being a “Bride.” I was so excited to marry my husband and I was excited for the wedding too, but there were so many situations where I felt so uncomfortable. Right after I got engaged I went to a bridal shower for my cousin, and all her friends were suddenly crowding around me asking to see “The Ring” and…

I’m so sorry, that’s an awful feeling to live with. While brown-out drunk, I hooked up with someone and to this day I have no idea what really happened. I have zero clue how it happened. In my fuzzy recollections of the evening, we were all drinking at a party, then I have a few brief flashes of being naked in bed…

Perfect use of Lying Cat. (Also, I can’t wait to get home from work today because Saga Vol. 6 will be waiting for me and I’m dying to read it!)

I grew up in NJ, and everyone I know who still lives there loathes the man. But then again, most of those people are teachers, so my sample is a bit skewed.

For all intensive purposes, she’s a fucking moron.

It’s also commonly used as shorthand for “Edited to add” on the internet.