Fuck/marry/martha?

Glorious nation of Russia innocent!! Is victim of imperialistic American Nato propaganda! We Americans must not spread bad information about wonderful Russian empire and beloved leader Putin!! #MAГA

Alex Jones is gonna have to fight Glenn Greenwald for dibs on that interview.
I like The Intercept, but the commenters over there are just repeating pro-Russian spambot propaganda in slightly better English.

Oh thank god. For a moment there I thought I had to sit through another hour of rape and torture.
Well, off to rewatch GoT!

Wait, I thought last week's episode of American Crime was the season finale??

Yes but AHS is for girls, and Empire is for black people. Movies and TV shows that don't attract at least 70% white male viewership don't count.

And unlike Trump's weirdo children, the Bush daughters seemed like normal white partygirls and not like brainwashed cult members in ill-fitting suits who look like they're trying to suppress some dark childhood shit every waking minute of their miserable lives.

Aww we can still romanticize Jimmy Carter, right? Not the greatest legacy, but he's definitely the best ex-president in modern history.

Was that the Correspondents Dinner where they wussed out and invited Ray Charles instead of a comedian?

I'd even go so far as to say it's fucking awful, but Spielberg can probably do something visually interesting with the obnoxious nostalgia.

Lol I remember reading sci-fi novels about photorealistic video games where you couldn't tell them apart from reality, and then I'd look at my Gameboy and sigh "If only."

This is how the new Planet of the Apes movie starts. Or ends. Or… both? DUNN-DUNN-DUUUUUNNNN.

I dunno, how's the wifi on the mountains? Can I stream E! without interruptions?

Lol this logic reminds me of my Muslims relatives who have no problem getting shitfaced on Smirnoff vodka because technically, the Quran only forbids the consumption and trade of wine. I guess??

Good old Catholic politics. My mother was supposed to be my cousin's godmother, but the asshole priest or whatever his official rank was wouldn't let her because she was separated from her husband at the time. Not even divorced - he just temporarily moved out to figure some shit out. Which obviously meant that my mom…

I wonder how the Republicans in the Senate feel about this maneuver. They'll be the ones who have to reject or rewrite the whole thing, and Trump will blame them (along with the Dems, as usual) for wasting time if they don't manage to wave it through immediately.

Something about the AV Club repealing and replacing the AVC Classic reviews archive with fast food ads? I dunno I didn't read it either, I just clicked "I agree."
I'm sure it will be fine.

Where's you Jarvanka now, "moderate" conservatives?

But she loves Israel! See, she's normal now!

Keith Ellison's Gay Atheist Twin Brother / Keith Ellison 2020!