Wow, I didn't know that! I have to say, I like her recent stuff better, it doesn't have this clinical '90s Phil Collins disco vibe. Give me multiple children's choirs and 10 different types of drums and a good bass line and I'll be your fan forever.

My top pick is Angélique Kidjo. I just discovered her music after taking a deep dive into the Afropop podcast archive (highly recommended!), and god damn, her record Eve is amazing.
The whole thing is on youtube, ( https://www.youtube.com/wat… ), do yourselves a favor and check out the songs Orisha, Ebile (ft. Kronos…

Trump administration: Can you believe all those libtards bitching about "climate change"?
Xi: Our cities are drowning in toxic smog, you idiots. We're going all in on green energy.
Trump administration: Uhm… trade war?
Xi: You can't afford it, bitch.
Trump administration: Blahblahblahcrazybullshit.
Xi: Ugh, fine, I'll be…

Not only does China not welcome North Koreans, it actually sends defectors back to North Korea, where most of them are immediately executed (the lucky ones are allowed to work themselves to death in gulags). Russia does this as well.
Japan would probably just do what Australia does with its refugees - build a big…

Millions of uneducated, poor, malnourished refugees flooding South Korea, Russia, Japan, China… Right-wing nationalists in those countries will have a field day with exploiting and stoking the inevitable racist backlash, just like in Europe. Not to mention all the human trafficking.

Trump is such a goddamn child, after one meeting he almost managed to alienate one of the few world leaders who is willing and able to not let personal slights and insults stand in the way of trade deals and diplomatic relations. Don't bother the lady with this male ego shit, she just wants to monologue about numbers…

I know I know, she looks fine. I just like Tiffany jokes.

Poor Tiffany, passed over again.

Websites, dog, Trump, TV shows.

Oh god, I always have this fear that when I go out on a date and talk about websites where I comment regularly or occasionally, my date will start frequenting the same sites and post dumb "insider jokes" under all my comments.

2-4 million more uninsured people than before Obamacare.

This is a dark fucking period.

Does Neil deGrass Tyson still do science stuff, or is he a full-time professional talk show guest now?

Sorry, I only hear comments in Fred Willard's voice from "Best in Show."

So it's not just me/my crappy computer? Avatars don't load for anyone in the new Newswire comment sections?

To be fair, I get UTIs fairly often, and sometimes I try to nip them in the bud by drinking copious amounts of tea and cranberry juice and peeing every 5 minutes for a couple of days because I react very badly to antibiotics, so I try to avoid taking them as much as possible. When I do get a full blown UTI, I always…

Jessa probably killed it.

11. IS ABORTION EVEN LEGAL ANYMORE?

I hate you for your freedom.

But they sleep and eat spaghetti all day! They don't have a strong work ethic like Americans!