On the upside, if we ever get another Democratic president again (big "if"), he or she will not have to bother with all the petty bullshit Obama had to work around because of "optics" because clearly optics don't mean shit anymore.

Hunger Games? Too obvious?
Feed by M.T. Anderson
The Marching Morons by C. M. Kornbluth
Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland (kind of)
Make Room! Make Room! by Harry Harrison
Generation "П" by Victor Pelevin
The Running Man by Stephen King…

I think you mean Dinesh d'Souza.

They're going to leak his tax returns to the Lügenpresse, pretend that they are shocked, absolutely shocked, to find out that Trump has paid zero taxes his entire life, impeach him and make Pence president. That way, they get the kind of president they really wanted in charge who wouldn't have stood a chance against…

Lock it down! All that sweet, sweet Trump alimony and none of the Trump attention!

Is Tiffany the luckiest of all the Trump kids or what. Zero interest in parenting her, zero interest in banging her, frequently forgets to mention her when talking about his kids… if anyone's gonna write that tell-all, it's her. There's no way Trump remembers to make her sign an NDA before he croaks.

Also, she's a man. Because why not believe that too, we're already monsters.

Oh come on, you libtard. That's not what Republicans believe. It's "Kenyan-born secret Muslim terrorist sleeper agent, gay prostitute and pedophile enabler Barack HUSSEIN Obama" , okay? There's no need to spread misinformation. Let's heal!

Not to get too gloomy, but one of the main reasons I don't want children is the worry that I might have a daughter, and then I'd have to watch her slowly internalize all the disrespect she gets from sociecty just for being a woman, knowing that there's not much I can do to counteract it because it's so fucking…

Good to hear that at least the military leadership is reasonable and considerate. Makes me feel much better about secretly hoping for a military coup.

Do the Cubans and Jews get to stay when the Republican States of America get Florida, or nah?

Don't forget tasteful black and white photos of celebrity boobs.

Fetch my smelling salts! Fetch!

Irony

I don't like a big cock. I can barely handle an average sized one. Especially not when it's attached to a guy who thinks just ramming it in for an hour, combined with switching angles every 5 minutes, makes him good at sex.

It's baffling that this toxic genepool managed to produce one sensitive, likeable guy with modest aspirations, but not surprising that he chose to drink himself to death just to get away from those assclowns.

It's obvious where all the talent in that family went.

One of the lesser Kardashians, I don't remember which one, was on Chelsea Handler's Netflix show a while back to talk about Trump. She was on the Apprentice (her momager made her do it) and got "fired" pretty early on because, according to her, Trump kept complaining how embarrassing it was that the show couldn't get…

Hmm sounds like something a Trump-voting Russian spy would say to avoid making her family suspicious!

What's your fourth sister's excuse?