I’m sure it’s because I’m a barren millennial spinster with no prospects but I’m also sure it’s because I watched my mother and aunts struggle in their relationships with men that I am convinced that marriages with men are a true dice roll in life.

It would be nice for a movie to have a conspiracy theorist that everyone thought that was crazy and then he almost saves the day and then at the last minute everyone realizes that yes, his idea is crazy and they coldcock him and do what the actual scientist says.

Her best role was absolutely desperately seeking Susan where she pretty much played herself perfectly.

In my mid/late 30s and I refuse to age out of the professional stoner. This is who I am now, and I’m okay with that lmao. 

She definitely said some horrible stuff though I don’t think she needs to suffer for her whole life; I’m also unsure of how else she can reiterate that she’s working on herself, though this still just seems to fall into that sort of parasitic relationship she wants to have with a fanbase that I truly hope she gets…

Agreed.  If an attempt is being made, stand aside and let them make it.

I mean....I understand being annoyed by a couple.

Phoebe wrote Smelly Cat. QED.

Yep. The missing song of WSS is “Girl, Why?”

The “cut the adjectives” is never totally off base. Even Coco Chanel said “take one thing off” - before leaving the house.

I know this is obvious to most people, except apparently the ones at Good Morning Britain, but having a black family member doesn’t make you suddenly an expert in racism or even slightly less racist.

While we’re on the subject of failures, why don’t you eat some avocado toast or something that Millennials supposedly do instead of buying houses and diamonds? Are you really mad that instead of fixing the world up the way you want it to be, we spent our youth getting fucked up and piercing ourselves in strange…

Cool. I look forward to Millennials fixing America’s social ills since Gen-X failed. Then I look forward to articles like this, written by Gen-Z, complaining that Millennials did not fix America.

Exactly. Two exhausting people have an exhausting sounding marriage. News at 9. 

Congress could never thank Officer Eugene Goodman enough. The man literally put his black body between Congress and a mob shouting the n-word, waving the confederate flag, and putting up nooses at the capitol.

I am so here for this! Onion is far too strong a flavor to pair with any fish; it just takes over the whole ensemble.

Oil???

I HATE tuna in water. It has a chalky texture. It’s yellowfin tuna in oil...or gtfo!

This sounds delicious but lemon zest is a bridge too far for me (I’m lazy.)

- mayo