You must not be Canadian.

Alec Baldwin is wrong about a lot of things, but he’s right about the Staten Island Ferry.

John Henry has a net worth of $2.7 billion.

Who is cooler than Lenny Kravitz? Besides Bowie Thin White Duke stage , can’t think of another dude I see and he is always cool.

There’s no law of the universe that says that you can’t be a feminist AND a shitty professor, boss, colleague, neighbor, whatever. Feminism is only a social philosophy, not a social skill. I’ve met some feminists who are just straight down garbage in their dealings with people.  

If they go 0-16, Dolphins players who make it through this season will henceforth drink champagne every time all other teams have won at least one game.  Sports writers will make a big deal about how cute this is.

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

I absolutely loved Raysism. Deadsping HOFamer for sure. I’d like to see Deadspin do a “Let’s Remember Some Guys - Commenter Edition”. I’ll stick to football and remember Mark Kelso’s Migraine. 

The Raiders Have No Idea What To Do With Antonio Brown

One of the only benefits of getting old as a fan of ‘80s/‘90s hip-hop is getting to see your favorite childhood rappers for like $15 at shitty little clubs. I’m going to watch KRS-One in a few weeks at a place that only holds a couple hundred people. There will probably be 30 of us there and we’ll all be cranky…

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

I once had a supervisor tell me I needed to be nicer (I work in IT). But I was already old and noped out of that nonsense. I asked her if anyone ever said I acted unprofessionally and if they did she should let me know as I would absolutely address that. Then I asked her if she had asked any of my male coworkers to be…

Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

To be fair, even without the accent, saying that would make someone sound like a dumbass.

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

Designing Women will be on Hulu on August 26th.

There’s no reason for anyone to have more than two guitars: an acoustic and an electric.

I’ll always love that the people who claim there’s noting wrong with being a nationalist are the same who will say that Nazis were socialists because it’s in the name, and without a shred of irony.

chile