We’re Americans, we can’t digest nuance or complexity. Can you dumb that down and remove any morally gray areas so we know who the bad guy is in a part of the world where perhaps a third of Americans can identify a country even when spotted the first three letters of it?

“On that same other hand”

His comment just makes me laugh. He thinks he doesn’t have to listen to a woman if he doesn’t like her appearance? Well, as a woman, I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to listen to a man whose physical appearance I found repugnant (Trump being the poster boy for this).

You know he would argue that he didn’t mean it “that way” and you are just being PC, which his party is rebelling against, so there is no shaming him.

And everybody knows an asshole who makes “jokes” just like that. Motherfockers.

Great point. I think we forget, what with the Alex Joneses and Hannities we currently have infesting our airwaves, how much damage O’Reilly has caused as the standard bearer for a generation of white men.

Remember when someone described Roger Ailes balls as looking like old hamburger meat (During the sexual misconduct allegations)? That’s how I imagine most of these guys to be. Nasty, small-dicked and generally repulsive when their clothes come off as though Hieronymus Bosch was using their nether-regions as…

...and the network he rode in on

Whaaaaaaat? Josh Molina is awesome! Sports Night! West Wing! Something else recently that I was happy to see him in! Scandal!

DTMFA.

mr. biscuit has band rehearsal every Tuesday. I refer to my resulting time at home alone as Biscuit Time. He gets to make music, I get to have Netflix and wine on the couch with the cats and my guitar and without him playing the trumpet in our apartment. Even people who really love each other need time alone. 

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

What about Mewling Quim?

hi everyone! i picked up my cap and gown and hood this week and i’m SO EXCITED. perhaps too early, but i’m a nerd and i’m so fucking excited. the end is in sight. 3 years later and this masters is almost done.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

I hoped this would end with him handing you the tickets but I love Sade so much I feel like this is a victorious story

I remember watching Lettermen and the lead singer of Blind Melon had a question mark written on his forehead..and we know what happened to that guy. :(

Yeah, I thought it was a weekday, too because I seem to recall I heard about it driving home from work. I do remember it was a spectacularly beautiful spring day where I lived because I had all my windows down.

I do think life is ultimately short — because one minute you are relatively young, and the next you are facing that decline, whenever it may come (some enjoy good health until well into their 80s, some are declining in their 40s and 50s, etc.). So it all speeds by, and then you find you are dying or close to it, and…

Just remember: they felt all the other awful shit he said about racial minorities, Muslims, women, and LGBT people was just a matter of “free speech”. Apparently this is the thing that was too “offensive” for them and where they felt the need to draw the line in the sand, where they felt the need to “infringe upon his…