It’s a good thing he’s paid to say things other people have written. It seems when left to his own devices, he gives us cringe-worthy tank tops, and this.

I’m glad I got one more patriotic moment in me before everything comes literally crashing down around us

That game was bananas.

Uppers, downer, quackers. This kid has done them all.

Okay sorry to do this to you but are you familiar with the Rolling Stone interview she did with Madonna back in the day (circa Truth or Dare)?

THIS ^^^^^

And war! I, for one, reject the “pro-life” mantle in all ways. I have nuanced opinions about war and the death penalty.

I’m paranoid as fuck about this, so the oyster glove goes on every time I use the mandolin.

Love your name.

Stupid hat? Check.

Pretty scary stuff. Unions are an option, certainly, and I would never discourage anyone from joining a union.

None. In fact it’s going to put a YUGE stress on the Secret Service. West wing addressed this in detail with President Elect Santos.

I’m worried it’s a smoke screen. He’s just throwing out people to get everyone talking and jumping up and down.

Here is your White Trump voter, America.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

I’m assuming you’ve seen the “Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” doc and the performances: