I am telling you, All That Heaven Allows offers every pleasure The Notebook does but BETTER.

Well, now I kind of want to try opium. GAWD, HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF TRIGGER WARNINGS

This is just plain wrong. How can one be that close to Toby Zeigler and not be affected by his greatness? Oh, LL.

The sad irony of this, of course, is that Taylor's death had at least as much to do with him being a millionaire who lived in a big house as it had to do with him being a young black man. That is to say, the guys were robbing the house because it was big and they figured there'd be lots of valuable shit in it. …

Yay for the photo choice! (But boo for the nonsense Ms. Tina sent them out dressed in.)

Front: Yes (maybe lose the sleeves?)

"What have they got against Single Jewish Women**? We're all just looking for love..."

I love love love people who use "SJW" as an insult. Because, really, what could be worse that caring about social justice and actually trying to do something about it?

I always imagine people who rail against SJW as people that are upset that others are pointing out uncomfortable truths about their lives. (i.e. straight white boys who resent being told that they maybe kind of have it easier than women and minorities as a group)

I do have the kind of money to support two people on and have no interest in adding a baby, and I still don't want to date an unemployed layabout. The emphasis here is on layabout, though. I am comfortable dating low-earning or unemployed men, but I think it's reasonable to expect them to cultivate some domestic and…

THANK you. I'm not looking to be taken care of, but just once I'd like to not have to pick up the entire check. Just once.

Agreed. Wanting to marry an investment banker isn't the same thing as wanting to marry someone who pulls their own goddamned weight. Yes, I'm successful and career-oriented, but I don't have the kind of income by myself on which one could support two people and a baby. Which means my partner needs to work. Not work so…

Personally, I would say that creating trends that are so incredibly dope that white people cannot stop themselves from stealing them is pretty "edgy," but I'm just an urban. What do I know?

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Wow, how blunt of her.

Shead: Elizabeth, I've loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. This team has meant so much to me, to us, so I wanted to ask you the question here. Will you...will you let me be your 12th man?

We are in the same boat. Shall we row for shore, now?

You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes, by yourself, you know, and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free.

He plead guilty to covering up the death of two people. Covering up. Cover up. Cover. Up.

If only there had ever been a meeting of Claire Huxtable and Julia Sugarbaker. I could swoon just thinking about it!