Infusions are fine. Cucumber/Thai basil makes a killer martini. It's the artificially sweetened and flavored crap vodkas that are the problem.

Seeking autumn boyfriend who isn't afraid to dress in earthy colors & layers. Plaid is a nice touch, too.

Wardrobe should include: Driving mocs, Barbour coat, Half-Zips (at least 3, please send pics if possible), Ray-Bans (Wayfarers or Clubmastesr preferred, but open to other styles), loafers, Patagonia vest(s), Vineyard Vines, basketball shorts for me to sleep in

After agreeing with both Olbermann and Schefty today, I think that I should probably go lie down for the rest of the night.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

This. I heard about this disaster on the morning radio, and it is fucking disgusting. I will be telling everyone I know to boycott this BULLSHIT.

She better not have smoked weed to relieve the pain in her face.

A nice tribute to someone who I never particularly cared for as a comedian but I respected the hell out of for being a trailblazer.

I really like Emmy Rossum :)

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Look, I'll say it; anyone wearing that outfit (whichever of the two people Tran is in this video), isn't allowed to talk shit about anyone.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

J.Lo is EXACTLY like Liz Taylor, minus the talent and air of mystery.

Thankfully my FB friends know better than to express those feelings and those that do are probably just quiet for fear of Internet reprisal. But yeah, I just want to be black and live my life without the knowledge that someone could shoot me dead tomorrow and it'd take 12 days of violence in the streets to even get a…

Come the fuck on white people.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

God I'm just so glad no one has ever filmed me dancing.

Yeah, I love dogs and I love kids, but I'm not buying the Dog Owners Versus Parents angle of this story. West Hollywood is apparently spending a bajillion dollars on one huge central park with a library, tennis courts, two rooftop swimming pools, a landscaped rooftop "respite deck," and three different parks, and the…