"Look at all the celebrities I know!"

Passport cases are all about quiet sophistication and understated poise. Take that, Anne Hathaway.

Meh. I wouldn't be too charmed by my husband using our wedding a promotional opportunity for himself, hoping to create a viral video to increase his own exposure, personal brand, whatever. Then again, I'm silly and old fashioned and think weddings should largely between the two people involved, and their…

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I guess no one in Montreal wants to talk about how Emelin got walked around and then nudged Kreider off-balance as he tried to settle the puck. That's cool.

Too bad, so sad, fuck you!

Kreider was slashed at the last second and had zero time to react when going to the ice. The last thing on his mind was Carey Price. He's trying not to get hurt himself. Montreal can eat a dick. Blame Emelin for starting the events that lead to Price getting hurt.

Yes! I lost serious pounds from post-break-up "too sad to eat" depression. By the next time I saw my ex and his best friend, I was feeling strong and looking hot. The best friend said "Dayum, girl! You lost a shit-ton of weight!" To which I replied (while holding eye-contact with the ex), "Yeah, I had a 180-pound…

Fix'd. I'd rather hear that from you than from some dickhead mainpage commenter going "THIS IS INDICATIVE OF THE DECLINING JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS OF THIS WEBSITE TIME FOR ME TO STOP READING IT BUT WAIT FIRST I MUST COMMENT ON EVERY ARTICLE AND SAY THE EXACT SAME THING FOR THE NEXT FIVE MONTHS."

This really couldn't have been any better. Cristina made it okay to not want children, & to unapologetically have goals and stop at nothing to reach them. I've been "over" this show for a while, but I've yet to quit on it - one of the biggest reasons being Sandra Oh's beautiful acting. I'm not sure I can remember a…

That's true—but I always viewed that as restraint on the part of the author, I guess. This is probably because I read these books for the first time as a young straight girl, so it didn't occur to me to question my initial impressions. It is definitely true that Anne sees Gilbert as just a friend for a long, long…

The correct answer to any chicken sandwich related inquiry is always Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich.

I'm a Bruins fan, but there's no way I'm buying the "they hit 13 posts so they must have been unlucky and should have won the series" argument. Hitting that many posts is a sign of bad finishing skills and tight hands, neither of which have anything to do with luck.

CRAZY IDEA: I think Marissa Mayer should hire Abramson to run investigative reporting for Yahoo News. Give Abramason a staff of 40 reporters, a $4 million a year salary, a budget of $40 million and free reign. The money would be peanuts to Yahoo, but given Abramson's considerable capacities as an editor, they would…

My girlfriend is fat. So am I. She accepts it, I accept it. I mean, she's tall, broad, very Germanic and Nordic and has had two kids. Who would ever expect her to be small and thin and petite? It's unrealistic. Same with me. I'm Scott-Irish and I'm very broad-shouldered and I'm rocking the thick middle myself. My own…

I'm so happy for you and you mom. The 20th anniversary of my mother's passing (from cancer) is coming up next month. I submitted my PhD thesis (with viva [=defense] coming up in a fortnight) and it was dedicated to her. She had always thought I was clever and wrote in her final letter to me and my little sister that…

Oh god all the feels.

Sid is a fucking pussy. In the Canes game earlier this year, he went after the smallest player in the NHL, Nathan Gerbe (5'5"). He stirs shit up and then let's other guys fight his battles.

Lambert, Shawn Thornton brings far more to the Bruins that simply the occasional fight. Along with Campbell and Paille, that line is the best forechecking 4th line in the game. They're all good at battling on the boards, cycling, and so even when they aren't scoring, they're contributing to the Bruins strategy of…