I snorted. Thank you!

The SECOND that non-compete expires....

None of this is surprising - what’s disappointing is how many people believe these ruthlessly self-promoting charlatans.

Thank you! Was going to post that. I’m not sure the writer actually re-watched the movie. 

He may be the human embodiment of oatmeal - bland, both in color and flavor - but I’ll take all the boring nutrition I can these days.

“Old man, you given them dogs any more of my food, and I’ll kick you til you’re dead.”

Bit we can still hear her big mouth!

To be clear, I don’t think it’s Ann. The claim is that the victim left NBC in 2012 -  Ann was still working for them for a few years after leaving Today that same year.

Ann Curry left Today in 2012, but not NBC.

You beat me to the puck on this one. 

You and I are living similar career experiences.

No Samantha Fox? 

Drummers can be fun - I tended to date guitar or bass players. Settled down with a bass player. 

Small teeth/big gums (either or both)

Marshy managed to make it through the regular season playing fairly cleanly, and he racked up 100 points - you’d think that would have been enough to keep him from a)feeling insecure and b)punching people in the back of the head. And yet.

Agreed - there’s no need for him to jackass around, he’s so talented. He just can’t seem to help himself.

Three minutes?

I get there’s some problematic ‘Mayor Pete’ items, certainly w/r/t how he’s overseen South Bend... but can we all agree *any* one of the Dem candidates is better than Trump? Do we have to find the “insufferable asshole” in every candidate (aside from, I presume, each piece’s author’s preferred candidate)?

Same POV, same age, same dating pool - yeah, 50-something dudes are not giving up sex or self-gratification annnnnytime soon.

Kate Beckinsale and I are the same age. I cannot for the life of me imagine dating a 25-year-old. If they’re happy, good for them - I just don’t get it.