I'd have quite the collection by now!

You're a modern-day Elizabeth Bathory!!!

I'm An Old. I got my pedestal in the 90's. :)

I forgot about how BADLY men treat other men. Especially in the office!

You are so totally correct. I'm sure I'd lock myself in my office, weeping and wailing, if I was expected to DO MY JOB WELL and not just sit on my pretty little pink pedestal.

Corden was very memorable in Begin Again, IMO. But I am An Old, and I am asleep most weeknights at 12:30 these days, so I will likely never see him host. I used to watch Ferguson and thought he was fucking GREAT.

Right there with ya.

Yeah, that's a wise move. :P

They don't call us Massholes for nothin'.

I tried just about every option available for 20 years with horrible results.... then stuck to condoms. Now I'm infertile, so pregnancy's no concern, but I'm premenopausal (I have eggs, they're just not viable) so it's just a carnival of fun every 30 days.

Howyah doin', SWEETHAAAAHHHHT?

Hahahaha, I bet that happens 5x a day at a Dunkies in Revere.

Lahge Cawfee, Reglah. That's my order, every morning.

Percy Fitzwallace for the win (relevant part starts at 0:55)

I did!

Thank you!

Thanks!

Thank you!

It's my birthday too... I'm substantially older than Malia, but I still love that my birthday's on the 4th.

He's not playing one -he IS one - and he's on FOX, which seems to encourage it.

Hahaha, I still yell "FALAFEL" at the TV when I see his smug face on it.