Midnight margaritas!

Probably because she did it so brazenly. Plus, everyone loved Debbie Reynolds and when Eddie Fisher left her for Liz Taylor, people freaked the fuck out.

Ehhhhhhh.

I like the cut of your jib.

“You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good . . . Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”

We may be cousins.

Well... there's this:

Obviously I'm going to read these voraciously. Clearly I think Gene Tierney was fabulous. (Tragic, but talented and lovely)

She also masturbates and lumbers toward adults males "rear end first"

Men, in general, are TURNED-OFF by aggressive or argumentative woman BECAUSE it is characteristic of a traditional "masculine" person and NOT someone feminine. Have you heard of the "Bitch" stereotype? That's what I mean. When men date the opposite sex they don't want to feel they are with another man but with a…

She was astounding in that biopic. Loooooved it. God, and those COSTUMES.

Fantastic. I'm shamelessly patriotic during international events as long as the athlete in question isn't a jackhole. Ms. Duval, go forth and continue to kick ass.

I'm having lots of ragey feelings about this - good GOD. WTF!

Haha, right? As a Bostonian, I gotta say I don't ever want to see that though.

YES.

You're not being dickish! LOL

It's possibly because I'm old but the VMAs were a big bag of 'meh'. I'm not scandalized - I'm nonplussed. People with (mostly) minimal talent being 'outrageous'.

Respect. But Sam Robards as NYT reporter Greg Brock was deeelicious.

It's insane how much people will pay for a label. But I confess, if I ever hit the lottery the first goddamn thing I'm gonna do is go to Paris and get myself a Chanel suit.

And Juno's stepmom. "When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners!"