LMAO @ Chris Brown, complaining that some stations won't play his music. Boo fucking hoo. If I had *my* way, that POS wouldn't even have a recording contract.

I *still* cry like a bitch at the end of Lucas.

You mean, the members of slightly bland* pop bands ARE interchangeable?

Dear Mr. Lagerfeld:

@Angelina Scarangella: I think you need to put your father on your "Ignore List". Your value is a lot more tied to your brain, heart and soul than in your waistline.

I was watching GMA when I was getting ready for work this morning. as soon as Robin asked Jeff Bridges about what he would tell his dad about the Oscar, and he put his hand over his face to compose himself, I burst into tears. It was such a great reminder of how we carry our loved ones with us forever, no matter how…

I'm the dipshit expert around here. Piers Morgan, Blue Ribbon.

@DonnaPirana: Or pie... depending on which team you're on. :)

My gf snarked that Vera Farmiga's dress looked like ribbon candy. I loved it. Loved the color, the pleating and the whirling ruffles.

@forherwealth: That is my biggest issue with the term "pro-life" in a nutshell.

It's hard for *anyone* to look good standing next to Tom Ford in a tux.

Miles Davis... Kilometers Davis.

Strangé!!!

@LutherNipperkin: After reading this list, I think it's dangerous to give the author that much credit. :)

@la.donna.pietra: Somewhere, Willie Nelson is smiling.

'Stupid bitches that act dumb' seems a bit redundant.

"Peel me a grape"...

Each piece on its own is cute. All together, it's a little kooky. But she looks healthy, so that's good!

Dear ABC: I realize you want to "represent all views on 'The View'", but could you please replace the uptight, automaton-esque Ms. Hasselbeck with the lovely, earthy and funny Valerie Bertinelli? Thank you.

@Baroness: Thank you for mentioning Dixie Carter! She is hilarious. I always loved Designing Women and no one did withering put-downs better than Ms. Julia Sugarbaker.