damn I was picturing she had at at least reached the knees. Seeing this photo I’m confused why they bothered with police and there isn’t just a photo of a park service person politely asking her to come down.

I’m just impressed she still used the proper honorific of “Mr. President.” Hopefully this is the start of a long and successful hill career.

This just in, ICE take bold stand against cardio. 

...everything else aside, does this guy not get that the US is coming out financially ahead with DACA recipients? They essentially have all the financial obligations of citizens but without any of the benefits. Even if you were to tally up the cost of the education they received as children in the US, the work of…

I honestly don’t get why anyone would bother sprucing up an office for an appointee position anyway. It’s not like he’s going to be the director of HUD for that long.

She’s starting rather ambitiously, running against a senate incumbent. I’m going to vote for Ben Cardin, because I like his policies and I know he’s effective. She would probably have better luck going for a seat in her state legislature. If she ran against a candidate I didn’t like there, I would certainly vote for…

Ah, I just got the TDAP booster. That one really does give you a sore arm. It’s a good thing it is only needed once a decade.

I always get it. Even on years they don’t guess the main strain correctly, the shot still offers some protection. For the last couple years I have had insurance that covers the shot and been able to just go to my local pharmacy. I suppose it might be harder to be good about getting the shot, if I did not have those…

It seems very rude of Kenton to publish a book about the Queens bra fittings. I mean, I feel like there should be an expectation that information about someone’s underwear remain private.

On a completely unrelated note, is Greaves blind in his right eye or does he just have two differently colored eyes?

I got hitched this year and to be honest if a show had offered to get me a free haircut, makeup artist and eye surgery I would have been all over that.

I mean free eye surgery...

This will be needlessly traumatic for children and parents. An attempt to “deter” migrants, does not justify frightening children and harming their mental well being. This is cruel.

That place clearly gives a ridiculous amount of damns about bird poop. I mean, if you have trees and birds sit in them, they will poop. Its not worth the expense of putting up spikes. To be fair though, I do avoid parking under certain trees in my apartment complex because a local flock of grackles sit in them.

They really do look adorable together, like the lead couple in a romcom.

I have relatives who have adopted and the process can be long, expensive, tiring and heartbreaking. If everything goes well, it usually ends with a wonderful child, but it is not something easy or lightly embarked upon. One of my cousins is in the second year of sorting the legal process of legally adopting a child he…

but in dog years or human years?

Your story makes sense. Babies will imprint on the foods they are fed in the first year or two of life, and then often refuse to eat everything new until they are older. It is basically a survival strategy to avoid accidentally poisoning themselves, when they are mobile toddlers. It makes parents lives terribly hard…

Ah, but did she blow smoke rings as awesome as Gandalf the Grey did in the first Lord of the Rings Movie?

I miss the dad jokes Obama used to make while pardoning turkeys.