When I was in high school, I stumbled across Go Tell It On The Mountain in the library. (Yeah, I know—it has bad language and sex and WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIIIIILDRENNNN!!1!) Reading that book changed my life. Change the locale from Harlem to 1960s Missouri and you have the story of my childhood. I finally felt that…

yeah but how else was Putin supposed to make a decision about all this? leaders need to be informed.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Hitler?! I hardly know her!

hopefully someone causes a fuhrer over that.

I did Nazi that coming.

I mean, you don’t have to tamper with voting machines for an election result to be manipulated. Voter suppression and foreign action WERE factors in the election outcome. It’s just that no one tampered with the machines or the count itself, so it wasn’t very literally rigged.

Somewhere Alex Jones is beating off into a tinfoil hat.

You know....I don’t think I love this. Who is this aimed toward — teachers? Do we think teachers don’t try to intervene with troubled kids? Students? There were students interacting with this kid, and anyway, asking students to police the behavior of “creepy loner weirdos” is how you get bullying. (And I mean, say you…

“Health officials have clarified that miscarriages and abortions that occur at home will not be subject to these new disposal requirements. Moreover, birth and death certificates will not be required.”

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

nah