Lmao, great idea. May he be forced to spend his millions on a fortress of solitude in which to live out his days. And never darken our doorways (or our top 10 lists) ever again.

Lol, this too. Why is it so prominently featured???

She sounds darling!

I wondered the same thing. How could he possibly hide anywhere? I mean, I guess they could stick him in a remote village somewhere? 

I kept saying I wanted a pet and my fiance came home with a teeny tiny kitten. He started purring as soon as he stuck him in my arms.

They should tear apart his shorts.

I wish the “don’t snitch” culture of rap would make him a pariah. He’s a garbage person.

I definitely felt weird about Madonna after seeing her on Letterman talking about how horrible people were for criticizing her adoptions when she was “saving a life”. Right, because you couldn’t have helped anyone any other way with your vast amounts money other than scooping up black kids who still had living…

Well, these kids weren't white. I don't think saying that's true of all adoptive parents is remotely true either. There are a lot of adoptive parents only seeking same face, infant children but that's not everyone.

Even just ignoring the initial backlash would have been a better look in my opinon. But most people ate her response up, so I guess it worked out fine for her.

Mormon stealing brown babies to give to white (I’m assuming) God fearin’ folk. I wonder how much some of these adoptive parents knew. I mean, it’s possible they thought they were just paying the costs of the adoption but one set of adoptive parents said it looked like a baby mill. Was he bringing prospective adopters…

I actually don’t agree with that. Being heavily intoxicated can result in poor behavior that’s not typical of a person. Those people are still responsible for that behavior because they chose to drink knowing it could have that result.

I have no doubt he doesn't think he did anything wrong.

Did none of the people he charged adoption fees to think any of this was a little odd???

I haven't read anything that supports that at all. It's obviously not your job to educate anyone or find sources, but every article I've seen said it is believed to have been a tragic car accident.

You seem upset.

This is the kind of dark joke I don’t mind. Some of the other jokes people were trying to make on here just came off as hateful.

Sometimes we make jokes that just miss the mark too.

I remember when the HIV positive muppet premiered people were freaking the FUCK out. They failed to get all the information before having a shitfit though. That muppet premiered on the South African version of Sesame Street. South Africa has the highest infection rate of HIV in the world.

I don’t think Scarlett has the right look or energy at all. Reese so petite though. We'd have to all pretend Dolly's boobs weren't missing or all pretend a giant prosthesis wasn't glaringly obvious.