Why Are You Typing Like This?

Well, Becky has already been ruined! Jk.

I don’t know. His hand seems posed awkwardly to me. I'm not sure what to think.

Calm down.

Before I start this story is going to be weird. I was incarcerated for a brief period of time in my youth. My mother is a lapsed Catholic and never took us to church so I know nothing about Catholicism. I was waiting to meet with my public defender on a Wednesday and a fellow inmate sat next to me. She had a black X…

“Also, you don’t hyphenate words that end in “ly”. You’re welcome. :)“

He was!?! Yuck! That makes me feel weird about her.

Yikes!!! What a picture.

It brings me joy that everyone likes the gorilla.

I wish we could find him in the jungle and tell him we all like him.

I don’t think we’re going to agree. I will close with reiterating that the options are not 1) allowing people to abuse you or 2) reacting to someone else’s bad behavior with even worse behavior. The other poster and I were having a conversation about abusive intimate relationships where someone got seriously hurt. In…

Thank you. I’m glad we are both safe now! And I agree. Like I said, grown ups should not be hitting each other. It is played for comedy in movies. It’s not okay to put your hands on other people violently, period. But a slap to the cheek does not put your life in danger and it does not make it okay to seriously injure…

Why do you feel there's no middle ground between allowing people to slap you and getting violent to the point you cause serious physical damage? I'm not trying to be snarky, I'm genuinely asking. Do you feel like walking away is not an acceptable way to handle it? I don't think punching someone and breaking a bone in…

You’re lucky to have a story that starts with "one time I saw some Buddhists fist fighting".

He elbowed him out of a car for eating a messy snack lmfao

Making up a story about someone shoving a hamster up their ass because you don’t like them is fucking childish and hilarious. Why don’t we all do that when someone rubs us the wrong way??

I was going to say “What? Spill!!!” But then I remembered he did a porno.

Idk I think Stallone was a babe back in the day. Richard Gere reminds me of my dad. I spent way too much time with a boy I had nothing in common with when I was younger because he reminded me of Rocky lol.

Now I’m eyeballing that gorilla’s ass and I feel weirder. Which famous Chris would be be? Hemsworth?

When I clicked to download this I thought to myself, "That's an oddly handsome gorilla." and then I felt weird but now I don't. :)