That's just my pussy hat

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I’m sorry that happened to you. No, it’s not okay to slap people. Adults shouldn’t be hitting each other. But just because someone slaps you doesn’t mean you get to respond by breaking their face. I notice in a lot of abusive relationships there’s initially an excuse to hit someone (she hit me first, I was drunk,…

“my gorilla fundraiser in high school”

Shut your mouth! He was a beautiful man back in the day! What did Richard Gere ever do but make women think it being a hooker would get you a wealthy husband and try to free Tibet?

Disagree! Lol

ಠ_ಠ That sounds accurate. You also just know he’s someone who salts the fuck out of his food before he even tastes it and puts too much mayonnaise on things.

Lies! You’re a lobbyist for Big Circus Peanut!

I have seen your posts for a while now and you seem like good people, internet stranger/cat lover. I had to make sure you knew the Clark Kent disguise is not really a good disguise at all. I got your back, fam.

Btw my fiance loved your corn bread recipe! 

They are disrespect flavored! >:( I actually can’t really remember exactly what they even taste like I just remember feeling shocked and betrayed at what they taste like. It must be first time purchasers. And people who worship The Dark Lord.

Oh, I’m sorry if it sounded like I was calling your dad an asshole! I think having traditional marriage roles is fine if that’s what works for both people. I honestly didn’t mind playing the role of caregiver...it just went totally unappreciated. My mom is in the same boat as you where she does not want to have to…

He needs to take one for the team and get you some free candy. 

They do not taste like honey to me and their texture is offensive. >:[ 

I don't think I've ever actually seen someone eat a circus peanut now that I think of it. Who are those for!? Someone is buying them.

I just think they taste and feel like sweetened wax in my mouth! I don’t think people shouldn’t like candy corn but it’s gross to me. :/

If you ever film yourself in a porn or doing something illegal and you want to be unrecognizeable please do not try to conceal your identity that way lol.

I just remembered when I lived there a month before my 7th or 8th birthday three* whites supremacists actually lynched this poor man name James Byrd Jr. This was the late 90s.

This is the only story I liked this week and it was so brief!

It’s a stupid story and the person who wrote it is obviously desperate to project an image of being powerful. They recommended a bad haircut to someone already insecure enough to fuck someone out of jealousy. Big deal.