My (ex-, obviously)boyfriend of almost 6 years did this to me as a breakup method. After a few months I assumed the relationship was over, and he came crawling back as soon as I had a new guy. He was so delusional that he seriously thought I would take him back after all that. LOL NOPE.

The cut of their clothes and quality of their fabrics are horrendous for the price point. Why pay J. Crew prices for Target quality?

A lot of the prices are ridiculous, but back in the day, you could save up and buy a sweater or a button down from there and it would last FOREVER. Now, you pay the same amount and get shitty quality, so why bother?

Got a bunch of stars for this story on an unrelated Kitchenette blog. Worth reposting:

Assuming that getting fat is the worst thing that can happen to a person (FYI, it isn’t) why would you wish ill on her? She didn’t reject you. Surely, you can come up with some bile for the jerk who led you on and then dropped you for someone else?

My best friend still pines for a wanker who dumped her five years ago. They dated for less than six months, but it damn near killed her. He was the perfect bloke until he decided couldn’t commit himself to her or anyone as he had to travel a lot with work.

I wouldn’t know because my ex is blocked on fb and from my life. He tried to ruin my career in the midst of our divorce (sent graphic naked pictures of me to all of my bosses and made false allegations about drugs and prostitution) and therefore is not allowed to have any personal information about me. I don’t even…

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

Did you mean Patient Discharge? PD is Patient Discharge in my book and I was like “Dang it, now SF is getting racist about who they are letting leave the hospital” I know a lot of the work that nurses and doctors do. SFPD would totally mean police, but PD alone had me guffawing for a moment.

Presumably, if you have enough money for drugs then you should be spending that money on food and not being the leech that you are on the public dole. It’s hard not to get a nose bleed from the lofty perch of moral judgement.

OR JUST BE PALE THATS OKAY TOO JOIN OUR COVEN IN THE SHADE WITH THE SPF30

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

This is perfect. Cheaters often want you to beg and cry, further giving them power. By just leaving you gave him zero satisfaction.

My ex thought it was a good idea to move to another state and hide from child support. Since he had such a consistent history of cheating I thought it would be easy to track him down on Craigslist’s Missed Connections. Someone had to know him because he had penis and it did wander. A lot. He also loved to make sure…

I dated a guy in law school who broke up with me, on Valentine’s Day, in a fancy French restaurant. Apparently he thought I would not make a scene in public. Apparently he had learned shit about me in that year we dated. I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter…

Honestly the craziest thing I ever did was nothing.

I have a huge scary temper and about 5 years ago I caught my live-in boyfriend cheating. Like, affair cheating. And I did... nothing.

Broke up with boyfriend of 3 years over the phone (LDR) because I couldn’t let him spend thousands of dollars on a vacation for us when I knew I didn’t want to be with him anymore. Proceeded to get black out drunk at a dive bar with my two best friends - and I mean DIVE bar. Like the lights were harsh, the bartenders…

Thanks. Where do you work?

What did you think was rude in what she said?

I really wish they would go through all of the comments and pull the best stories instead of just picking the most commented on ones. The obvious fakes tend to be the most discussed because everyone jumps in to call it out. Even if you're just going to pick the most popular ones, maybe, just maybe, the editor should…