Your most-fine letter is magically excellent, and I loved every single word...so much so, that I copied it (your most-fine letter) and may modify it (just-a-bit) and send my(your) version to that same organization for similar reasons.
Thank you for allowing me to share your wizardry.

The untimely death of any child is always very sad. In these two cases, my every sense tells me that the cause of their demise was a direct result of the policies espoused and applied by the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. He should be charged, tried, and (ultimately) convicted for these heinous acts.

Ever-So-Slightly Over-The-(Kompromat)-Wall: How long before we have to exchange our dollars for rubles, and what might be the exchange rate? It is currently: 1 USD = 68.2562 RUB (as of: 2018-12-20 at 18:17 UTC).

Now please insert 4 more quarters into the narrow slot to clean the screen.

I wonder, might Rudy Giuliani now be the stupidest lawyer-person of all time?

Thank you, for not bringing-the-brown...

I hope that Kevin (Ayespew Sewage) Parker is removed from office, very soon; also, his receipt of one of these packages would do just fine in the interim.

So, Tucker (Ima EffluentYou) Carlson is a perfect example of being Kompromat - which begets both Koprophagia as well as Kopremesis. Image-searched for his visage, butt results in the end were wiped clean and apparently flushed down the crapper. Also, found this io9 poop-piece from 2015, Ruin Your Entire Day by…

As many smart folk have iterated, Tucker Carlson is a coprophagist.

This is exactly what I see on my computer screen (now); hairly-odd indeed:

Reading between the shell casings, says this might not end well (!)

“Bought murphy.wtf to be cool.”
Who does that? Who does that? Who does that?

Climbed into a rabbit hole filled with Mallo Cup candies, but managed to find my way out by way of these few tasty bytes: here, here, and here.

Climbed into a rabbit hole filled with Mallo Cup candies, but managed to find my way out by way of these few tasty…

Thank you most kindly Hannah Frishberg; I enjoyed reading this discussional. You may wish to know (OR Not) that I was quite unaware that caffeine was available in powder form. Now, I may have to give that (powdery substance) a try, the next time I visit my local drug dealer pharmacy or health food store.