Do NOT give them any more ideas they don’t need, mmkay ...?

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

The “out” is suicide. I know the sentencing. And we all have different limits. I would never wish rape on anybody, even a rapist (and he likely won’t be in gen pop since he’s already attempted suicide and is famous).

Also, I think you’re misreading things (happens to all on Kinja). I’m saying I hope he doesn’t…

Man, I don’t know what happened between these two but somewhere along the way a Wonderwall went up between them and was never brought down.

“Females”

I’ll just add this photo of the original piece’s author:

Alamo Drafthouse apologizes for Manpocalypse

No snark, but I’m really glad Ben and Jen are staying friends. It’s gotta be good for the kids to know that mom and dad still like each other.

Because you punch up, not down.

She struck a deal with prosecutors (later dubbed the “deal with the devil”) and pleaded guilty to manslaughter in the deaths in exchange for a 12-year prison sentence.

No, she plead guilty to manslaughter and spent 12 years in prison.

She was still charged and served time, just not nearly long enough.

I have been about the only white person in my neighborhood for ten years and I haven’t called the police once (to report a black person or otherwise). But maybe that was because I didn’t know I was a pioneer! It is because Oregon Trail didn’t include that as one of the challenges.

You took me on a journey. Now I feel bad for ol’ Wetter and want to send him a fruit basket, or a gift certificate for a massage at one of Long Island’s many fine day spas.

Let’s not forget that Obama didn’t, and this is an idiotic red herring tossed out by simpletons who don’t understand how things actually work. Congrats on outing yourself.

Exceptional

Most excellent, yes, opportunity lies yet for another capital E.

In a separate announcement, the Worldwide Humanitarian International Tribunal for the Empowerment and Theft of Attention, Remorse and Sorrow (WHITETEARS) announced that it will honor All Lives Matter with the 2017 Wypipo Achievement Award.