Luckily enough the Trump immigration policy makes allowances for white lingerie models.

My 14 year old is extremely interested in politics. As a homeschool kid she has the option to choose a lot of her curriculum. Today she said, “ I want it centered around politics. I want to walk out of college and change the world.” And so it shall be. She will have a mess to clean up but I hope all young girls and…

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

Some people say that Ivanka now types his tweets, while sitting on daddy’s lap in a negligee. Some people are saying that.

I’m not. My life is fine without knowing a single detail about Donald Trump’s dick.

Guys come on.

Even still, outright racist abuse is not something *anybody* should have to endure, even if they’re dating Prince Harry.

Sparkly vampire boy actually did do something when they were harassing her. He didn’t kill anyone or go fight them, but he did speak out about it numerous times. I don’t know what else you expect him to do other than that...

If any two countries could turn a land dispute into an adorable island co-parenting sit-com, it would be these two amirite.

Charming is our new gig, haven’t you seen our PM?

OK, so for some male perspective: I played basketball & track in H.S., and BBall in college. I seem to recall the occasional “hey, did you catch so-and-so on the women’s team? She’s really hot. Damn right she is. Know if she’s available?”

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

I know, I’m half joking/half guilting all my friends and family who ask what I want for my birthday or what I want to do. I’m like, well....go vote for Hillary and I will be happy! Easiest gift in the world!

Wait, can you hoard kids!?!

A lot of stuff is more tolerable when you aren’t parents. And then when it isn’t being reflected back to you by your teenage children.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

Not a single Kardashian on the covers!! We did it people!

If only men’s fashion would realize that some of us men have inseams less than 30".