And sticky. Don’t forget sticky.

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Don’t you know? Exactly 24 hours before being born, the baby sends you certified mail informing you it’s about to arrive. And it’s helpful because experts know that this is the best time to perform abortions.

Yeah, but Liam has to deal with Miley’s shenanigans so...

This game is Figure 1 in ‘Why more and more people don’t give a fuck about the NFL’. Ugh. Absolutely no redeeming value to that one.

Well, that’s some serious trolling, Sarah. You do know that Malik Obama is not American, don’t you (unlike his half-brother, the president, who most certainly is American)? And are you aware that one reason Malik Obama is estranged from his half-brother, the president, is that Malik is pro-Hamas. I’m pretty sure he’s…

It’s a solid Yes!

She doesn’t want to be there. She didn’t marry a disgusting bloated billionaire for this shit, she just wanted the yacht and penthouse and to fuck the pool boy when Trump was off sexually assaulting other women.

Shirt gown is a pretty apt description of what she’s wearing. The design is pretty simple, but I love the color.

Oh come on. I’m a former Catholic and now atheist, and I’m disgusted by allegations of abuse. But religious groups, especially Catholic ones, contribute substantial amounts to charities and non profits and that money can keep an organization and thus its clients afloat. Signed, a social services worker primarily…

Seriously. The Glee version was better. And now I have to go slap myself for ever uttering that sentence.

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

Sooooo Disappointed. Rocky Horror Gif Party instead!!!

The energy is... wrong? Different? Strange?

I think it is going to be fucking awful and will make me cry hot tears if I even watch 30 seconds of it, but I am going to post this anyway because Tim Curry, lord Tim Curry.

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?

And yet he thinks the “inner city” people should take a chance on him because... reasons.

Did everyone just catch that fucking last line?! About everyone in the “inner cities” being “uneducated”?!?!

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.