Well, but honestly, so what?

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

That’s ridiculous. An AL team would never sacrifice bundt.

I like to think it’s great parenting.

I was equally horified when someone stole my sad salad that was stored in a pyrex container. It happened at my first job out of college so I was pretty broke and that pyrex container was pretty nice quality. I was super pissed for a month. Ten years later, I still refuse to put my lunch in any shared space. I got an…

I think this might be the most Freudian of all gawker media posts.

It did not go down this way.

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

no it’s real

ladies, ladies, it’s not about the size of the tower, but the speed of the elevators

They both probably fought during WWI though. I bet Sven lost a leg at the Somme but Olaf, who joined the British navy, served as medical crew onboard passanger liners. He totally just barely avoided dying as a on the Lucitania, making him a double survivor. Sven and Olaf met up in Paris in 1919 and upon reuniting…

Pretty sure I just felt my vagina sew itself shut.

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

my vagina and uterus just shot down permanently

I’m gonna get up on my soapbox and I don’t care. My father is a retired Colonel in the Marine Corp who was a platoon leader in Vietnam in 1968 at 21 who lost 50 of the 100 men whose lives he was in charge of. He was head of security of the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, four days after my mom walked out on him. He…

Oh u didn’t know.. Not only are black ppl lazy but they are simultaneously responsible for all the bad shit that happens. It's the most fucked up magic trick

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

My level of hatred for reduced-fat and fat-free dairy products is extraordinary - mostly because every once in a while, a brand will change it’s packaging and I’ll get tricked into buying the wrong product. Reduced-fat cheese is the devil’s work.

What the fuck would stereotype-free advertising even be? Like, advertising is made of stereotypes. That would be like trying to make fat-free sour cream (CREAM IS FAT; IT’S NOT SOUR CREAM IF IT’S FAT FREE), but I won’t go down that road again.