Humor.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a really, REALLY long time.

Thank you.

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

Thank goodness I am not the only Old here that remembers The Bugs Bunny Road Runner show, Scooby-doo, and everything I grew up with in the 70's and 80's. And I still love Schoolhouse Rock to this day! As well as the original Electric Company on PBS.

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Don’t forget Schoolhouse Rock! One of the happier moments of my adult life was when I treated myself to a set of ALL the Schoolhouse Rocks (ostensibly for the kidlet, but I’m pretty sure the entire family knew who it was really for). Especially since I take great pride in being one of the few people I knew who can…

Wait what? Recess and Pepper Ann are what were waxing nostlaiga for? I came here for some Care Bears, Jem, My Little Pony (original), and those freaky claymation after these messages people:

...while Trump is the only one who knows what he is going to say before he says it.

What's with today today?

Was Game 7 a John Hughes film?

Um, how did you mash half of them? That is where you probably went wrong.

Occasionally I buy smoked salmon cream cheese when it’s on sale (because I can’t afford to buy actual smoked salmon) and that’s when I feel like I’m living a luxury life.

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

The long awaited sequel, 2 Quick 2 Dead

The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.” This was the same unverified story I’d heard so many months ago, but with additional details…

Tom Cruise is leaving Scientology because he’s “so smitten” with an actress named Annabelle Wallis, his 31-year-old costar in the upcoming reboot of The Mummy.

There’s still this

We would have also accepted “The dog ate her copy of the constitution” or “It is in the mail.”

At least it’s not a Trumpster fire...?

this is a dupe post but kinja won't let me delete on mobile I'm so sorry my life is a total dumpster fire