Why are we punishing a bear? They’ve got enough problems.

I'm seeing, much to my shocked incredulity, that people do not see how fucking brilliant this is.

This is fucking amazing. Jesus.

wow. that was so unnecessarily rude and aggressive.

Oh shut the hell up.

Hey, you know what else is bad for small businesses? Gigantic chain like Home Depot that move into mid-sized towns and drive those small hardware shops out of business.

I hope he is okay. He seems so sweet and gentle.

I spent a moment trying to recall if I had ever heard or seen anything negative about Richard Simmons. Other than being the… well, committed individual that he is, I can’t think of anything at all.

Thank you. You beat me to it. It’s called rape.

But they got it right in the url? That’s weird. Why would they change the title?

Lauren, I hope you’ll ask this question of someone older than you, and preferably not white, so that you can get some kind of understanding, which you evidently lack, of Muhammad Ali’s place in the world, particularly what he did for the self-image of black children growing up during his time as an athlete. He changed…

THIS. Not once in the whole damn article was the word “rape” used. Slap an “alleged” in front of it if you’re that worried about libel or whatever, but come the fuck on, Jez.

I hate it, hate it, hate it when the media refers to child rape (or any other form of rape) as “sex” or even worse, an “affair.” Good fucking god. NO.

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

Stop being disingenuous. It is pure, craven clickbait.

In a morning “gossip” round-up? Yes. It is absolutely disrespectful.

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

WELL WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CAFETERIA DOESN’T HAVE THE TWO BEST CUISINES IN THE WORLD

They need a personal chef for Supreme Court.