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99% of the world values education for girls?

You could always hope he has singing talent and make him the next Bieber or member of a 1D type band or put him in a Disney show and when he turns 18 and tries to shed his teenie bopper reputation, he can date a celebrity child-turned-model and accidentally tweet a dick pic. THERE IS STILL HOPE FOR YOU!

UGH I SCROLLED UP AGAIN TO LOOK WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THAT

Not to mention the countless (literally COUNTLESS) examples of kids being taken into opposite sex bathrooms to accompany their parent when necessary. Apparently they aren’t that worried about little Johnny or Jane being in the vicinity of someone with different parts going to the bathroom.

Where are we getting the funding to hire enough people who will make sure my birth certificate is accurate every time I take a whiz?

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

*flesbian*

Barbara would like to speak with you about some cultural appropriation.

The answer to your questions are:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thanks

Cosmic sturgeonery?

This is all it took:

Me too. If it was me I’d just say “yeah so I got older and had my droopy eyelids lifted and got a bit of Botox. Big shmeal, get off my dick.” Noboby’s asking Madonna a bunch of rude-ass questions about the 14 pounds of silicone and fetal foreskin stem cells in her face. (But that’s probably because everyone’s afraid…

“I like to have – I guess you would call them real experiences.”

We don't have any here in Canada so the TJ culture is just perplexing.

If he didn’t have a gun, he’d have stabbed her or beat her to death, run her down with a car, etc. I’m the biggest advocate for gun control there is, but this is a domestic violence and control issue, not a gun issue.

*please pull through*