Who wants to play “find the beef jerky” with Guy Fieri? (Hint: it’s you, Guy. You’ve always been the beef jerky)

She was not accused of breaking the law; she accused him of rape. He’s the accused or the defendant. She was the victim of the crime.

And not all the upper third, either.

Oh thank bloody God. I’m Albertan; this guy scared the crap out of me.

Every Olympic medal winner benefits from being a genetic outlier, right?

Liar! You’ve posted 😀 at me!

I don’t know why they aren’t darlings the world around: they’re the best interviews at the Olympics (save Leslie Jones, of course)

There in his dick. Tionary.

Well who needs a clunky syllable? There should be diets for that.

Except in the case when my brother-in-law abused his position as a cop to falsely claim from 750 miles away that my husband was beating me and therefore needed having the one memento he had of his father - a replica 1750 derringer that was a disputed inheritance - removed from us. It cost us thousands to get a $350…

The motive for the attack is unclear, though the German paper Stuttgarter Zeitung reports that both the perpetrator and the victim were employed at the same restaurant, and that the suspect drew the blade following an argument.

“Paul Ryan’s Beard” writes its own jokes.

Only if he can time travel. Gordon worked for Fox and their coverage has ended for the season.

Ha ha ha. I don’t often do this, but I cry-laughed.

Try it with a firm white fish like haddock, then? Should be good.

Yes, but then it wouldn’t be honey glazed salmon.

Her face is tied to the £pound so . . .

Sea salt? Pshhhht! I use dried MRA tears.

A bit of a cold and maybe a smidge of “this will be so much more embarrassing out of tune, heheheh”.

You should totally get with Lannister and pitch this idea.