Hey Jeb? Remember Terry Schiavo?

Yet others say they’re going to Europe when they’re only going to France and get a pass for it. I get that too many people do think Africa is a single country, but maybe - just maybe - she’s going to visit several countries on one continent? Or maybe she is just *that* dumb.

Does she even know that the Declaration of Independence was written to declare the US independent of (what is now) the UK?

We’ve been watching her since she was, what 16? 17? I just know my boobage changed considerably between 17 and 26, as did my knowledge of how to maximize or minimize it.

Mike G, who was hired in 2012 after he attacked his then-girlfriend Rihanna to resuscitate Brown’s image

Maybe she grew up?

Thank you! I’ve been singing thus to T’other for years and he thought I was making it up.

It already has

How does one damage property to the tune of thousands of dollars without violence?

Tens is under number under hundreds, isn’t it?

I thought the take away was more like “Whatever doesn’t kill you, becomes just a part of your life. Live with it.”

Yes, you do!

Great!

Moved to back of the buck.

If someone fails to notice the word ‘and’, they might think the two different things I mention are one.

Schlongs. And old man balls.

I heard she posted a recipe for lemonade with lavender ice cubes.

No woman should expect to get more favourable treatment than other drivers: that right is reserved for people named Andretti.

Ted Cruz is the spawn of a bacteria brought back from the moon in 1969. He was raised in a lab in Calgary until he was four, which is why he claims to have been “born” there.

The same way your brain can release chemicals in response to trigger situations, such as adrenaline in response to fear or dopamine in response to praise. Our brains are a marvel of chemical and physical processes, any one of which can easily go awry at any time.