Canadians and Mexicans.

Well, I got what you said.

I think they all wear camouflage and sport weird beards.

Yeah, she’s a single mother. Just as he is a single father.

I’ve not watched any of these shows, let alone these specific episodes. I am either The Most Cultured Woman On Earth™ or blissfully unaware of today’s culture. Time will tell.

Schtick getting as old as my mom.

Oh. Thanks.

Well, I knew it wouldn’t be Miss Canada seeing as China refused her a visa because she’s a human rights in China activist.

More like Kraft from the sound of things.

It was hot dude stranger sex. That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

Legal but embarrassing. At least, to a Canadian.

Yup.

By “Holiday” do you mean the Good Friday when I hooked up with super hot Alex? Or the Easter Sunday when I met him at the family brunch and learned he was my dad’s half-sister’s son?

In old naval time, Eight o’clock was rung in with one bell.

Now that hewhocannotbenamed is gone, we are trying. But lord, there is so much to do.

Her parents were born when I was in grade school. Brb, gotta dye my hair.

No Trojan, surely?

I’m no sycophant but “tit tech” is genius.

Toxic farts are a much under reported side effect of live-in relationships.

That’s not Riff Raff, that’s merely detritus.