kasp4rius
Kasparius
kasp4rius

Good luck Kirk,

You’re one of the best reviewers for games I’ve seen around and I can always respect your views even if I don’t agree.

It’s been an honor to work with Kirk for the past seven years. Kirk’s love of games and his desire to communicate about them with readers shines through his work. I’ve valued that a lot, but I’ve valued just as much, if not more, his love of writing good sentences and paragraphs. Anyone can write about video games,

Gatekeeping is lame. Especially lame when it’s as inconsequential as this.

You decide:

Soooo... you’re saying it would be Bat Boy with the Benjamin Button disease?

I don’t even want the dumbass Conservative friends I have now!

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

How am I supposed to befriend Jacob Wohl? His own eyes look like they don’t get along and decided they needed some space.

Honestly, that is really god-damned impressive.

When I was nineteen, I’d only learned enough HTML to code my own web page—and I felt like hot shit for being able to do that much.

I never went all that far beyond that; majoring in English mostly involves being all the way up your own ass, drinking too much, and not

They do give you an option to turn off the face tracking... but yes, I think you are alone in this.

I loved the 3d effect of the 3ds, and was super sad (but understanding) when Nintendo choose to pivot away from it. Standouts for the effect we're Super Mario 3d Land, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between World's, and the most impressive, Kid Icarus: Uprising.

If their partners are going to bitch about interrupted marketing plans in the face of a 6.7 earthquake, then their partners can go fuck themselves.

I’m about to get out of work and you’ve put ideas in my head. That sounds delicious. 

As Roto13 said, sparkling water is a great substitute. I find the mouth feel of the carbonation what I really miss. I do also dabble in diet Coke from time to time.

“Introducing the Sony Swap!". 

Well, that’s one Switch game review that we know won’t be plagiarized...

Miucin: “You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything”

Chapters 5-8 remove it from "top 20 JRPG" contention.