Lol, that beer was gone long before he rolled his atv.

“...a spokesperson for Fallon claimed he was “unfamiliar with how frequently members of Congress are required to file financial disclosures.”

Georgia dumped theirs because she didn’t stick to the script and showed she wasn’t follower... She’s a horrible person, but she didn’t lean all in like those other cowards and she didn’t get the votes.

Really? We saw similar behavior from congresspersons in California and Georgia. Which state got rid of the perpetrators? Surprise. It was Georgia.

This goes doubly true if you’re so much of a dick/tyrant that you can’t get anything done with Congressional legislation and you try to do it all with executive orders and rule changes that can be undone with the stroke of a pen.

I am a big, big fan of doing whatever the hell you want with your hair. And I miss long hair on men (my husband had a ponytail almost to the small of his back when I met him—it was the early nineties and it was beautiful). At some point in the early 2000s, I looked around a classroom of eighteen-year-olds and realized…

You’d think that these insane rants were just footnotes in rallies, but the entire thing is even crazier, just less meme-able.

Do they think getting angry when defending their stance adds value to it? Their opening response was fine, maybe even believable. Then they get all “how dare you” and it’s super obvious that the accusations are 100% true.

Yeah this guy survives off nothing but beer and its a harrowing tale of survival

I’ve said it before: when you define your legacy by trying as hard as you can to undo the previous administration’s legacy, you leave your own legacy shockingly easy to undo.

Assuming he didn’t crash, he was going to be drinking on the job and operating vehicles?  Why else would you bring beer along?

If he’d had some Guinness he would have been fully fed. I don’t know why you think that’s a negative. 

Normal man living at home with a working car survives on beer for 2 weeks. 

From the survey of men who grew their hair out in the pandemic here:

Why the fuck does a roller rink need facial recognition?

“I like to continue to bring in bucket lister-type situations into my life and I was like, hey, when I die I’m going to say, ‘You remember that season that I had that long hair?’

What you fail to point out is:

why not just cut them into quarters if you’re gonna end up with one half and two quarters with this method?

If you’re going to quarter the half with the stone anyway, does it really matter which way you make the first cut?

Seeing the unbridled joy when I load up my grandson’s (13 months) mouth with whipped cream is enough of a reason for me.