Those bastards would survive while it kills me, you, your mama, and your cousins, too.

Yep, got food poisoning from there in 2017 and haven’t gone back since. And I knew better, but it was so convenient. THAT’S WHAT I GET.

25 million, let alone 1 million is not what I would call a hefty fine for a company that has revenue greater than 5 billion a year, particularly for a public safety issue that is core to what the fuck they’re supposed to be doing. 

If that’s a big saucepan, I might grab it, because I have been known to fry things in a saucepan specifically to avoid spattering fat. That’s such a miserable-looking knife, but I guess it could be sharpened into something useful.

In line with this, tonight I’m dining royally on a kind of cacio e pepe improved (or bastardized) by bacon bits and cabbage, because... cabbage. Good enough to serve to company if I ever see people again.

This is a contradictory claim, since sneezing and coughing are symptoms, so more likely these people are in denial of their illness, which is a very different thing.

New Rule: you harass the medical personnel, you don't get medical treatment.

As a Georgian, the non-Atlantan variety, I don’t personally know many people who are following his guidelines where they veer from the better-considered ones of our local leaders.

Really loving this piece this morning. Even though I’m not a ‘foodie’ (or even a cook) your writing has done a lot to keep me calm during these scary times. Pasta and tomatoes... pretty much my diet my entire life.

Well, the “good news” for that guy is that he can have both!

Nothing in that article disproves my point. Deaths are a trailing indicator. Your point is they are a more reliable indicator. Which is valid. But that doesn’t change the fact that they are a trailing indicator. They represent how we are managing the infection, not how it is progressing. Using deaths as a tool to make…

An outsiders perspective.

This is a bold move on Georgia’s part. Normally, Mississippi has the Shittiest State title all locked up with a combination of low education rates, low wages, high poverty, high obesity, high teen pregnancies, high STD rates, high diabetes rate, high nonpayment of taxes, and other indices. This looks like Georgia…

Georgia deserves kudos, not mockery, for bravely volunteering to be the Control Group!

What about libraries? Oh right...georgia

You might want to do some research into when Boomers got old enough to buy refrigerators versus when they became common in American households.  Or don’t.  Let’s not pass up an opportunity to shit on Boomers.

Not really close but one time I was slicing scotch bonnet peppers and took a leak without washing my hands first. Not good. Not good at all.

We will allow BOTH entries. 

Does flipping over my handlebars while transporting a quesadilla back home and cutting my ankle count?

Once upon a time I took a hot cast iron frying pan out of a 450° oven and set it on the stovetop. I turned around a second later and decided that pot needed to be in a different spot but unfortunately I’d taken the oven mitt off by that point. Was a nice heavy pan so you had to get a real good grip on it too. 2nd…