Nice looking folks, but not nice enough to cheat on somebody with.

Also, try not to buy a used car for about two years because over 350,000 cars were flooded in Florida alone, to say nothing of the floods that happened in man other states.

No matter how bulky the frame,(fake fireplace, book case, stool, etc.), the electric space heater is 1500 watts.  Unless you’re doing it for style, the $19.95 space heater does the same as the $149.95 space heater.

“standing desks can greatly reduce chronic back pain caused by prolonged sitting.” .............. but if the back pain is not caused by prolonged sitting, a standing desk is a special form of misery.

We bought a house during the winter, but the owner had pictures of the property in spring, so that was a help. It wan’t until we did the walk-through on the day of closing that I noticed the tool shed out in the back was actually a housing for a pool pump. 16' X 32" Inground pool which had been mostly covered with…

“Essential oils aren’t necessarily something you want to be breathing all the time.”

I used to start with the leaf blower to get rid of the first inch or two while it was coming down. Then, the amount of snow finally was too much, but I saved a lot of shoveling.

Christmas Eve would be a good time to start.

We found the Sara Lee pie to be excessively sweet.  Marie Callender’s pie is no slouch, but it’s not as cloying.

My grandmother used sour cream in everything. My mother never went near the stove without 1/4 lb. of butter. I’m 80 and I just had an angiogram (for another reason) and my arteries are nice and clear. Everybody knows the purpose of mashed potatoes is to carry butter and cheese to your mouth.

Even though we’re going to friends’ house for Thanksgiving, I grabbed a $0.49 lb turkey just because it’s cheap protein. I’ll roast it, take off all the meat and freeze half for later.

If you spatchcock the turkey or cook it on a grill, then conventional gravy is not convenient or non-existent.In desperation many years ago I tried the packet method and another year I went to WalMart for the canned stuff. I make a pretty good gravy, but it’s not significantly better than canned stuff with a little…

That $25 is about what a local restaurant around here would charge for 1 person, so it’s a pretty good deal. My local Publix has 10-12 lb turkeys for $0.49 per lb. But the sides might be a bit more expensive. All the screaming about super-expensive turkeys may have been generated to get people to pay too much because…

If you’re writing an article comparing theft dogs, did you weigh them? Is the soda included at Sam’s for the $1.38.

1. The 7 Deadly Sins of Hosting a Big Thanksgiving Dinner

For sure, don’t set up your buffet table like the lede picture.  Slice-it-yourself turkey, reach over one food to get another, etc.  Give people a little room and they won’t make such a mess.  Also get that dessert out of the way until after the meal.

Kind of avoided peeling the potatoes and sweet potatoes and maybe some fooling around with green beans, but this doesn’t feel like a great time and energy saver. TJ’s turkey is $1.99 lb , but on this page there’s an Aldi’s ad for $1.09 turkey and I saw $0.49 at Publix down here in Florida. If you’re shopping at TJ’s…

Cataract extraction used to involve days in the hospital at absolute bed rest and not moving your head. Now, you have the procedure in the morning, wear an eye patch till the next morning and then you can SEE! It’s astonishing how much it improves your sight. It reminded me of the Wizard of Oz when things turn from…

Would that Swiss meringue work well on baked Alaska?  I’m tempted to put something like cointreau or amaretto in there... maybe cognac?

1. A good many of the could also be done with rubbing alcohol, but you don’t want to accidentally ingest it..