Good.  I hope you have him nicely tethered even though he’s such a good boy.

“...a city known for excesses like Oki-Dog and Pinks...” Pinks Hots Dogs are best around 3 am with that chili from a pot that has probably not been emptied all the way since 1934. I ate at Pinks in the 1960's and have tried to duplicate it for friends ever since.

This news is met with many a dry eye.

“...last night’s Grammys might convince more people to tune in next year...”

Why can’t we just flog him and get it over with? He admitted to shameful behavior and pretty much vanished for two years or so. How long would be enough? Forever” Three years? 16 weeks? His vanishing does not seem to have removed the anger, so we should seek out something that will. He did a disgusting thing. …

Excellent.  I’ve traveled across America several times on the ground, and it is an amazing place.  You plan with side trips is a great idea.

Also, after a load in a front loader, leaving the door opened a crack so it can dry.  You won’t get mildew that way.

Right. The detergent mixed with less water makes a concentrated amount. It’s a bit like women used to use washboards and bar soap for really dirty spots.

“Noun Search” is a very common symptom of many illnesses.  Families tend to ignore it because instead of remembering a name or thing, we can say, “Harry’s fat cousin” or “the street after main street” and people fill in for us. Eventually it causes concern, and that’s when people start the process of getting help. I…

I toast bread in the frying pan.  I shock it for about 10 seconds first, just to give it a head start, then I put it in the frying pan and it takes about a minute on each side.

If they called it flatbread instead of pizza, people would get less agitated about pineapple.

“Whaddya want, egg in your beer?” has been around since at least the 1920's.  There’s possibility that the fat in the yolk slowed the absorption of alcohol.

Right. It’s not splitting one bill eight ways; it’s eight bills. The servers ask up front and if they don’t, we tell them.  If they can keep the entrees separate, they can keep the bills separate.

“...is really lazy & disgusting...” so you think that the more effort you put into a dish, the better it will taste? Sounds like you have an exaggerated sense of revulsion. Good that you found this blog, because it gives you endless opportunities to comment on things you haven’t tried... “I’ve never heard of using…

Wringing 8 movies out of anyone in about a year is pretty bad; doing it to someone who is having trouble comprehending and processing words borders on mistreatment. Perhaps he is happiest in front of the klieg lights, but there is also good chance that the whole experience was sustained stress.  Was this an effort to…

I know someone who puts all the small end soap pieces into a bag and then runs the bath water through the bag for a bubble bath.

“...start dating the person they had the “test marriage” with,...” does this person have a say in the process?

So, flatbread?

Kitchen fire. Needs around $50-$55K to be made just liveable. Then you have to consider whether or not the neighborhood will support that value before you decide to invest.

Feel free to reference one or two of those “tons” of writings.