There’s usually a lot of warning about blizzards and you can fill plastic containers or even plastic bags with water and put them in the freezer and refrigerator to take up air space in case there is a power failure. They can keep the refrigerator side cold for a few days and frozen food (if you don’t check every 20…

The 2018 article we get steered to makes the assumption that chicken fat is bad. It doesn’t support that implication with any research, but uses it as a premise.  If they want to assume that, they need to provide more than diner’s preference as support.  Since we were told about 35 years ago that chicken breast is…

Always surprised that Cosby’s name was never associated with any drug overdoses or deaths. Quaalude and alcohol can be lethal. Most of the drugs on the market today didn’t exist in 1965 when Cosby played a tennis pro on the show I Spy so Quaalude was the drug of choice and it was very available. Many young ladies…

To get a dead stump to rot, we drilled holes and put fertilizer in there to speed up decay. Happy little organisms did the work.  I used ammonia on one stump because of the nitrogen which supported decomposition. Still took about half a year and then I could break the stump apart with a shovel.

When they interview you on TV after you get robbed, you’re going to look very foolish. Although I live in a very safe neighborhood, I finally started locking my front door because I didn’t want to be on the evening news admitting that the door was unlocked. Do you want to be, “that asshole who didn’t even bother to…

Do these purveyors all charge $4.99?

To make sure there’s no residual gas you can fill it with water and then empty it.  People who make drums out of them do it that way.

“...any food in sunlight is at risk of thawing...” maybe I could put food in a pot and cover the pot with a lid and snow.  When I have enough snow to lose power, there is plenty of snow in which to store food out of the sunlight.

Sounds like you are a person over the age of 40.  Peeing changes around then - a little at a time.  The prostate begins its little advance in size, but usually not enough to attract attention.

“...which involved one of our underage hostesses...” who was working in a restaurant that serves alcohol. If she were oflegaml age would that have made a difference?  Some people are determined to be so fuckin’ cute.

Nice, but they all taste the same. For variety, using the mayo and spices is a nice change. The mayo keeps the bird moist and helps brown the skin. Also, the spices stick to the mayo so the whole bird get flavored.

Green is Kiwi, not strawberry.

So a new way to do something is to just not do it ?  Gotcha.

Peeling it in the right direction also removes most of the threads.

Very nice.  Not exactly 100 miles from onion soup with gruyere floated on top of those small rye rounds.

Grateful to have “met” you here. I will surely miss your wit and perspicacity.

You can sand off the outer layer of the plastic headlight with fine sandpaper. Try it on a small patch with an emery board. Those plastic lenses discolor from the outside inward. If it’s already pretty yellowed, you’re not going to make it worse by trying to sand a small patch.

Wow.  Back to the 1960's.  Can hardly wait. Nauseatingly sweet plus alcohol.  Perfect blend.

Probably some of the sweet dip that you get at Chinese restaurant for dipping noodles. 

No, “Snap out of it”?  That won’t help?