If you house smells like you just vacuumed, you need better filters.

The need to do enough time to be marked as felons and lose their voting privileges.

This was one of the driving forces  behind using UPCs... Clerks spending whole shift correcting price stickers was another, being able to offer sales without changing stickers was another.

Between the sidewalk and the street is referred to as the “right of way” here in SW Florida.

In Yinzer country you can eat like a coal miner without ever going near the pit.

Oh, so you’re one of those super-fussy people who doesn’t like cold, gray beef patties on stale bread at 2:30 am? Fussy, fussy, fussy. “We just turned off the grill” should be carved in the floor, written on the walls, painted on the ceiling.

It’s a tool, not an heirloom. Wash it with whatever you want, let it air dry and then put it away. I have cleaned mine with a squirt of Blue Dawn for about 16 years now, and it’s still fine. Do not put a cutting board over a steaming pot, because that might dissolve the glue. Who knew?

That is probably the best suggestion on the page, but I think it will need white bread toast.  I’m not normally fond of toast but with the tomato and bacon...

It also has 1/3 the sodium of table salt, so that makes it even more desirable.

How big is the prize she’s risking her health for? If her stomach tore after being distended like this, some people would be surprised.  The human body does have limits.

But hail is frequently the precursor to tornado or straight-line wind forces.

If someone would just burn a few peppercorns in a pot and then taste them, they would realize how right you are. 

Instead of pieces of citrus, the plumber recommended that I use some lemon or lime juice. He said that grinding up lemon chunks really beats the devil out of the machine. I make sure I wash some hot water with Dawn detergent every so often and if I think the drain appears sluggish, I may grind up a handful of ice…

All this with no form of proof at all.  They didn’t even save the “evidence”.

He doesn’t want this to be political, but sometimes you don’t get your way.

Everybody knows that it stays in your appendix.  That’s just science.

When this showed up on the internet, all of us who were in the second grade in 1950 said, “Everybody already knows that!”. Despite living a long time since then and all information to the contrary, I still carefully pick the seeds out of my watermelon. The seed that grew was the seed of the story.

Many people find kiwi and strawberry interchangeable.

Dumb, but $10,000 is $10,000.

“...You can also expect thinner slices of ham and turkey,...”  c’mon.  Get serious. Light will pass through the slices now.  They would go from translucent to transparent.