I see the resemblance now! Pity he didn't take after his mother.

My older son is my salty biscuit and we call him Professor Von Crankypants or the Kaiser of Sulk.

Interesting. When I read this I thought Malia because my older sister was a straight raging bitch sometimes in high school. She would be screaming at us to shut up because she has a headache and then a second later the phone would ring and she would pick it up and chirp, “Hello!” My dad used to say he felt bad for…

Sasha she reminds me so much of my younger sis who we call Grumplica Appleton Countess of Crabbydom

That.... doesn’t look the healthiest.

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

I've always liked this one.

Lauren Bacall, because why not.

Let us ccombine our efforts and share him...

Somewhere future is writing a super petty break up song.

He is absolutely adorable.

God she is gorgeous!!! That dress fits her like a dream!

Did You Know?: Golden Tate is NOT a brand of Idaho potatoes, but a wide receiver for the Detroit Lions!

I think it only works on broad shoulders, like Ciara’s.

I’m glad to know I didn’t just make that story up in my head.

BOOOOOO. HISSSSSSSSS.

Russell can get behind me tbh

BEAUTIFUL couple. Ciara looks fucking radiant. So glad she dissed Past Future (btw I still can’t get over the fact that she actually named her child Future. Why not name him Navaydius or however you spell that fuckboy’s name Jr.?)

This is a couple I can get behind.

Now and forever....he has the most fabulous antique shop in Nola and I want to stalk him, make him my buff and we will ride off iinto the ssunset on unicorns wwith cocktails.