Oh Jimbob you’re so magnificent with your doughy countenance and your helmet of hair and your insistent willful ignorance *siiiiigh*

I watched a smidgen of the interview (before my gag reflex kicked in) and she was constantly whispering lines to him in her creepy baby doll voice.

I was shocked that it was actually InTouch and not TMZ. Also, I wonder what made them release that information. It felt totally out of the blue. Everyone was thinking this family was so cute and People was doing features on them. And then Boom! All this stuff came out. I was saying to myself a few weeks ago, everyone…

god dammit, someone at my office is going to hear me laughing, stop it, you.

Pure speculation on my part, but.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

I want to marry you so hard right now.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

He must have a wig or something because that hair has been like that for years!!! Ugh, I hate this family so much.

Also as a side note-I’m not so sure their God would be into the large amount of face make up Michelle is wearing.

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

My grandma (man, I miss her) got on this kick where everything she wanted/bought/had was this color. She kept saying “it just reminds me of something”. Then she takes me to the hospital for a minor surgery. We are in recovery and they bring in a little pitcher of water (in that lovely pink) and Grandma goes “this is…

This will likely be my favorite music video of 2015.

On receiving a call from TMZ in 2013 about her tracheal shave:

YES.

Is it just me, or does she look a little like Jessica Lange?

I love IG for this...love it! lol And on a serious note, I love the positive comments people have. I hope it does open up dialogue and helps people put a face to transgender issues and the process of making the transition. Wishful thinking, but one can hope.

Eh, I’ve been contemplating paying for ad-free Pandora after a McDonald’s ad came on mid-sex recently. It’s a clever tactic by Pandora, to get ads just annoying enough that $5 a month seems preferable.

J-Lo’ is kinda terrifying.