You should also not call law enforcement if your favorite fast food restaurant just so happens to run out of your favorite food.

I've answered 999 calls, and it made me despair at humanity.

I haven't heard about Facebook going down since i quit my job with a cell phone carrier when it happened EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 3 YEARS! No joke, i must have gotten at least 1 Facebook issue call a day for three years working at this place. Protip: If your internet is working on your phone and you have 3G or…

You need to know the law in your state, and be prepared to cite it. I am in Kansas, this means I am allowed to breastfeed anywhere (public or private) that I am legally allowed to be. I currently am breastfeeding my second child who is four months old. I breastfed my eldest until he was 2.5 years old, but for the most…

Yup, I also like the "do you like to eat where people are shitting?" if the bathroom suggestion comes up. I live in a pretty breastfeeding-friendly place, but I also maintain resting bitch face while feeding my daughter, which I think helps deter people. If someone is looking at me funny, I will stare back at them. I…

Your friend is awesome. I am so glad she put them in place and that more women will know it is perfectly legal. I was walking by a tiki bar last week and saw a women sitting in the window breastfeeding her child. I was like, look hunny that bar is BYOB(oob). He didn't laugh but, I thought I was funny.

Q: Can't you just go to the bathroom?

I love the line that your friend used, actually. I've been breastfeeding for over a year now and have yet to encounter any static about it in public, so I've sadly had no practice in zinger-delivery. I don't know what I would say if someone DID say something, but then I've always been the type to think of the exact…

If I want to swallow something wet, slimy, and salty, I generally do not have to pay for the privilege.

I tried to eat a raw oyster once and could not do it. It looked like a small eyebrow in the middle of a giant booger.

I can't imagine why anyone would give you shit for saying poor people should be sterilized and only rich people should be allowed to have children.

I'm Jewish with family originally from the Poland/Russia/Ukraine area, and when I visited Dachau as a teenager I was one of the few people in our group not reduced to tears as we walked through (and I was the only Jew). For me, it was a weird sense of defiant pride. Like they'd tried to exterminate my family, but I…

That's so weird, I literally have an Auschwitz selfie story. So my dad's dad survived two death camps, one of which was Auschwitz-Birkenau. (He went there looking for his dad, who was already dead by the time he got there.) Towards the end of his life, my grandpa convinced my dad to go on a trip with him back to…

It makes perfect sense! You just have to strip women of any value that doesn't pertain to the man she belongs to. Duh.