Vaginas don't grow hair. A vulva does, but if the vagina does there's a problem.

Vulva. Not a vagina. As a matter of interest, are there any nineteenth century paintings of a vagina?

The length added weight, could've pulled your curls straight.

When I'm in the shower, while I have conditioner in, I use a wide tooth comb, like this one: http://www.sallybeauty.com/on/demandware.…

You win. Full stop. You win everything today. Too bad Comment of the Day is no more.

I read the books, and the story arc doesn't really evolve until the second. There's really no climax to the first, so what happened in the movie? Was one just fabricated for the purpose of the movie?

I was scrolling through the comments just hoping someone (who is not gray (me)) would say this! This is one of my biggest pet peeves!

I have a semi-related question. When people win the lottery, there is always "old friends" or "relatives" crawling out of the woodwork, right? Does this happen to people who worked to get rich or people who inherited fortunes? Does Bill Gates or the Koch brothers or Donald Trump get creepy letters from people begging…

Michelle Rodriguez would be great as Rambo, but she plays a lot of tough-as-nails parts, ya know? Ooh, what about Laverne Cox? I would love to see her play a bad ass.

It's difficult to read. Someone recommended it to me and I was excited thinking a book about S&M made it to the mainstream, hoping it was a step toward normalizing it, you know. I was actually replacing the author's words in my head because she uses the same ones over and over. Murmur, jeez, gasp, pant, goddess, etc.…

You should read the book, I'm not sure Christian Grey knows how to speak in anything other than a murmur. Seriously.

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The page says the artist never changed the skin color, just photographed the dolls in different lighting. I absolutely agree the artist needs to work on diversifying the faces, though. All the features were repainted as Caucasian, and that's not okay. Toning down the sexualization is a positive, but not if it means…

Max, my 115 pound Great Pyrenees, is the best home defense & alarm system I've ever had. Can a gun cuddle with you when you're feeling sick? I don't think so, NRA, I don't think so.

Me too. My dad had a gun cabinet. A literal piece of furniture built for the sole purpose of displaying and storing shotguns and rifles. I didn't know it locked since he told me not to touch it, so I just never did. I'm on the fence about guns. I do have one in the house because it was my dad's house warming gift. I'm…

I had sex with the boy in high school that thought he had what it takes to be one of the popular elite. You know, the kind that wears the right clothes and had the latest model of cell phone (back then it was the Motorola RAZR, btw) but lacks all the charisma, athletic ability, GPA, and sense of humor. What he did…

This shit here is why I have the best niece ever. She's four, and totally into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When I asked her about Frozen, she was all, "I like Olaf, he's funny... But I like Donatello, more." I got her a fleece blanket from Spencer's with the TMNT on it in neon colors. She threw it around her…

Congratulations! I'm literally laying in the hospital right now, my c section was 3 days ago. I started reading some of the replies to your post and had to stop because they're making me laugh. IT HURTS SO BAD TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS.

Would we trust campus police to investigate murder? My issue is a person who commits rape, just like a person who commits murder, is a violent criminal. Campus police should deal with issues of underage drinking, public nuisance, larceny... etc. Non-violent crimes.

Augh! I know! I'm a 36DDD. Stores generally don't carry my size unless I buy those god awful faux silk ones with the super shoulder straps that are actually thicker than most tank tops. And it's not like you can just order any bra by any maker online just because it's the right size when you know it's a slim chance…