If I want to swallow something wet, slimy, and salty, I generally do not have to pay for the privilege.

I tried to eat a raw oyster once and could not do it. It looked like a small eyebrow in the middle of a giant booger.

I can't imagine why anyone would give you shit for saying poor people should be sterilized and only rich people should be allowed to have children.

I'm Jewish with family originally from the Poland/Russia/Ukraine area, and when I visited Dachau as a teenager I was one of the few people in our group not reduced to tears as we walked through (and I was the only Jew). For me, it was a weird sense of defiant pride. Like they'd tried to exterminate my family, but I…

That's so weird, I literally have an Auschwitz selfie story. So my dad's dad survived two death camps, one of which was Auschwitz-Birkenau. (He went there looking for his dad, who was already dead by the time he got there.) Towards the end of his life, my grandpa convinced my dad to go on a trip with him back to…

It makes perfect sense! You just have to strip women of any value that doesn't pertain to the man she belongs to. Duh.