“shutting their pants”

I’m surprised he couldn’t get a better deal from Coach Bell at Western. His dad made out pretty well.

Honestly, you should be shooting everyone you see anytime you step foot outside of your home. They could have a gun. If you wait around, they will probably shoot you first, thinking that you have a gun (side note, you should always have a gun). I just saved your life. You’re welcome.

Are you kidding?

In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, we pay tribute to the transatlantic slave trade. Would there be a #BlackHistoryMonth without it? #makesyouthink #larrylegend

I mean, he doesn’t go to Louisiana Personal Foul.

This jazz pianist Mal Waldron had a nervous breakdown and completely forgot how to play, and had to learn again from listening to his old records. Anyway he got good again. So there’s that?

I bet he agrees with Homer about names like Bruce and Julian and Lance.

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

JOKER MEME WHY ARE YOU SO SERIOUS/SOME PEOPLE WANT TO WATCH IT ALL BURN///GAME OF THRONES RED WEDDING LEBRON PHOTOSHOP FACE///OVERRIDE OVERRIDE///ISAIAH THOMAS IS SHORT FOR AN NBA PLAYER///MEMORY CRITICAL CRITICAL ERROR MEME EXPORT FILE TOO LARGE///SHUT DOWN IMMINENT///SPIDER MAN POINTING AT SPIDER MAN///NO HELP ME…

I do find it a little weird that the Colts would make sure the assistants signed on the dotted line but lollygag on getting the HC to do the same.

Feb. 5, 2016, when I asked Barry if this concept was too stupid and he said “nah, blog it.”

I’m sure the other teams will be happy with their gift baskets

This is fair. In all seriousness.

Only when I’ve been drinking heavily and can’t walk that well.

As an unrelated note, Corey Graves’s commentary was so good during both Rumbles, but it just took a step up during the women’s Rumble. The line ‘If you got a back, Sasha’s got a knife’ will probably now echo in my head every time I see Sasha in the near future.

I was into it but then he said some REALLY racist stuff to the horse. That’s just too far.

arrested for resisting arrest does not compute

The fan’s reaction in the last video is the best. HOLY COW! HOL-EEE COW!!