Every time an ESPN personality throws shade at Colin Cowherd, an angel gets its wings.

Imagine how great Colin Cowherd would have been if his dad pulled out

More like Garbritt imo

What’s weird/perturbing about this is that so many of these stories, especially as they continue to come out, seem to remind of stories I was told by people I knew who went to college 20-25 years before me. Generally friends of my parents or older co-workers. At the time the stories always had the air of like “kids…

"if Isaac Newton were here, he'd say 'boy was I wrong' "

that same man also hates shorts. That's definitely a wrong opinion.

I have a feeling Deadspin won't be too broken up if you leave.

Frankly, I have no idea how Kinja works. But, if there is any way to isolate everyone who stars this post I am banning all of you.

It's in Indiana. All the clocks are set to 1950.

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

Now I’ll never be able to bounce my grandson on my knee, tell him about Kentucky’s magical season and try to explain to him what the word “vacated” means.

The funny thing is, you wrote this comment before you'd seen the final three minutes. Unreal how horrible these calls were

Pfft, I could do that.

...which goes to show what kind of traps you at when trying to firmulate catch-all rules that govern drug abuse, especially in a league that is so paranoid about PEDs. Not every user (or abuser, or addict) is the same, yet everyone faces the same uniform penalties.

the gif of the girl celebrating is worth the price of admission alone.

When I got in from the gym my three year-old said, "daddy, look at my butt. April Fool's!" The rest made less sense. Maybe next year we just skip this?

Fun fact? The Tool song 46 & 2 was used in the original Iron Man 2 teaser trailer that debuted back in 2010 at Comic-Con but didn't make it into the final film.

Jesus God, I hate organized sports.

I can't decide whether to be mad that he'll probably only get 9 years or happy that he's going to prison at all, given how many rapists don't see any punishment whatsoever.

Even broken clocks manage to be right twice a day.