Ken Lay committed no crimes and neither did Skilling but they took the fall because nobody knew or cared who Andy Fastow was 

He can run my campaign for University of Colorado board of Regents. I’m running on a “Make all the UC/CU (some campusesare one and some are the other) Campus mascots fight to decide which campus is really number one" platform

My question is what the fuck. 

That 12th round knockdown would have killed 99% of people on the planet and Tyson didn't even seem to be too dazed. What a fight 

How is it possible that the only sport more crooked than professional boxing is amateur boxing

The poll Laura Loomer didn't want you to see 

Shes just mad she wasn't even nominated for a Deadspin Award (affectionately known as the Magary's)

It also ignores the fact that the freedom caucus basically won and controls the GOP now

The hospital in question is named for Betsy Devos's POS father in law 

If they can get the African American folks to the polls and have their votes fairly counted then it is an entirely winable race. 

Its fairly simple tbh, college refs are generally pretty bad 

He's right, bring back the nudity 

The most famous native movie parts are either played by white people or are literally called "Chief"

All major policy debates should happen in Debra Messing's @s 

It's HamNo for sure. 

He can't wear a jacket? What a petty little shit Applewhite is 

At least he has the excuse of never having to do it. I buy things all the time and im still terrified and confused the whole time

Theres no way they can finish the recount by Thursday especially if they keep having to respond to lawsuits 

Okay cool hook em horns is a great way to get out of a conversation

Jerry Brown caused 60 mile per hour winds