“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

Lol why on earth would you offer this if you’re the suns unless booker said, max deal now or I’m bolting after next year 

JULES RIMET BEAMING 

The devils unfortunately 

Three more actually. That’s his secret 

Lil Tay can guard 4 positions tho so her value exceeds the box score 

Ya until they get Lebron! I’ve got sauces

Only buyouts

Reading this story it sure seems like Wags’ thesis that Barstool is awful to the core is uhh correct there 

He’s legit obsessed with her And routinely talks about his desire to have sex with her. He also harasses her on twitter 

All I want is for the team without a convicted child molester who has never won before to win. Is that too much to ask universe 

They should close Baylor permanently and I’m only being mildly hyperbolic 

Didn’t the international feed say they aren’t going to do this anymore? So someone needed to pick up the uhh slack 

If you can recognize Nate Diaz immediately you should know it’s a terrible idea to heckle him 

No he will, that’s the huge surprise 

It’s insane to me to not take Doncic. He was literally the best player in Europe last year...at 19. 

Rip Emma, gone too soon

Wait...now it’s 14,000.....okay I’m being told it’s 500.....and now yes now it’s 5 dollars

Nothing says “hire me” like going off on a misogynistic twitter rant

one of the best players in the whole draft was the same man who gets to botch the pick on Thursday